And after 18 years he found out it wasn’t his?? WE WANT PRE-NUP! WE WANT PRE-NUP!

DAily MailA man who discovered that the son and daughter he raised into their teenage years were not his was last week awarded £25,000 in damages after suing his ex-wife for deceit. Today Richard Rodwell insisted he has ‘no regrets’ about ordering the DNA tests that ultimately destroyed his relationship with his children Adam and Laura. Mr Rodwell was a devoted father and family man until his marriage broke down. After the divorce he paid regular child maintenance for more than four years to his ex-wife Alison, from his salary as a factory manager. But in 2008 Mr Rodwell ordered DNA tests after hearing rumours about his daughter’s paternity – and the results showed that each child was fathered by a different man. Following the results, the children cut off all contact with him. He claims his ex-wife turned them against him. Today on This Morning Mr Rodwell spoke of his devastation at discovering the children he has raised as his had in fact been fathered by two different men. He said: ‘It was like a bereavement, words can’t say how I felt. I wouldn’t wish any bloke to go through what I’ve been through. ‘I’ve been robbed of having my own family … I can’t have children now.’

40 grand? 40 fucking grand for raising 2 kids who weren’t yours for 20 years? I’d demand $40,000 for each day that I raised that slut’s little whore babies. Raising kids is absolutely the worst thing in the world. Even when they are actually yours and you love them and shit, they still take up all your money and ruin all of life’s fun. Imagine giving up all that and 20 years later you find out you’re just some sucker raising two kids spawned from another man’s nutsack? Actually, 2 different nutsacks. Even worse. Christ almighty I don’t think there’s enough money in the world to compensate a man for that. Not for all the tea in China would I raise two fuckers that weren’t mine. As far as I’m concerned that woman should be put to death. She essentially ended that man’s life. She metaphorically murdered him and thats a crime that should be punishable by death.

PS – The fucking kids too. How about those little assholes? Like hey kids I’m sorry that mommy wasn’t able to track down all the participants of her regular gangbangs to find your real fathers, but in case you haven’t noticed I kept you alive for 20 fucking years. Maybe show some respect.