KALISPELL, Mont. (AP)A man dressed in a military-style “ghillie” suit and apparently trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwest Montana was struck by two cars and killed, authorities said. The man was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell on Sunday night when he was hit by the first car, according to the Montana Highway Patrol. A second car hit the man as he lay in the roadway, authorities said. Flathead County officials identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell. Trooper Jim Schneider said motives were ascertained during interviews with friends, and alcohol may have been a factor but investigators were awaiting tests. “He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Schneider told the Daily Inter Lake (http://bit.ly/PWJvA5) on Monday. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.”

Nice try, US Government. But you gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to pull a Big Foot cover up over KFC. This is just like weather balloons in Roswell. You really expect me to believe that some idiot out there was playing Harry and The Hendersons and got run down by a car twice? For sure not. Nobody could be that stupid. That was fuckin Big Foot, bro. “motives were ascertained during interviews with friends?” Yea, sure. Unless those friends were Nessie and the Chupacabra I call bullshit. Bottom line is the authorities have at least one Big Foot in their possession now. Probably keep him in some underground laboratory like the aliens in Independence Day.

Serious question though – do you believe Big Foot exists? Vote 1 for No Vote 10 for Yes. I am 100% on board with Big Foot being real. I’ve been ripping through episodes of Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and now I pretty much believe anything about conspiracy theories and unidentified life forms.

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