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the classic piss and puke…but in the sink??? How the fuck did this kid think anything good could come from taking his pants off and hopping up on the sink? I remember my first beer.

-mad dog from penn state

Man I fucking miss college so much I can’t stand it.  Ever since we launched Barstool U I’ve just been moping around mumbling to myself depressed 24/7.  Sorting through crazy party pictures and videos and galleries and Smokesmashes nonstop.    Meanwhile I got a pile of tax forms and unpaid credit card bills and late rent payment warnings on my desk.    Like to you this may be just an unconscious dude’s bare asshole perched on a bathroom sink.  To me it’s a symbol.  A symbol of a time that’s come and gone never to be experienced again.   A time when you could walk around blacked out on a Wednesday night in nothing but socks, flip flops and your bare cock flapping in the wind and the only consequence was a hangover in the morning.   Now it’s just work and taxes for 50 years  until you drop dead.  Fucking Barstool U.

-It’s All About The U