EUGENE, Ore. (AP)An Oregon man has filed a lawsuit against an IRS agent with whom he had sex, claiming he was coerced into the relationship because the woman showed up at his door “provocatively attired” and threatened him with a tax penalty. Vincent Burroughs, 40, of Fall Creek filed the lawsuit last week in federal court in Eugene. The agent, Dora Abrahamson, and the federal government are listed as defendants, and Burroughs wants a jury to award him unspecified punitive damages. According to the suit, Abrahamson contacted Burroughs about an audit in August 2011. Abrahamson allegedly told Burroughs “she knew who he was, and that it was lucky for him that this was the case, and that they should meet.” The agent subsequently flirted with Burroughs over the telephone and via text messages, offered him massages and sent him a photo of herself in her underwear, the lawsuit states. Burroughs initially ignored the woman’s advances, according to the lawsuit, but he surrendered after a “provocatively attired” Abrahamson arrived at his home in September 2011, the lawsuit states. “She told (Burroughs) that she could be a bitch, or that she could be nice,” the suit states. “She said that she could impose no penalty, or a 40 percent penalty, and that if he would give her what she wanted, she would give him what he needed.” The lawsuit claims that Abrahamson’s conduct caused the plaintiff distress and a rift in his relationship with a “significant other.”

So let me get this straight. You got to fuck some slut and you’re off the hook on your tax audit…and you’re the victim? This is like that idiot cop who killed himself because he was fucking his boss. Or the guy suing for getting his dick sucked while he was unconscious in the hospital. Like hey fellas nobody feels bad for you. Alright maybe some people feel bad for the guy in the hospital because it ended up being another dude that was blowing him. But for the most part these guys are not only getting free pussy thrown their way but they’re also reaping all sorts of benefits. The NYPD cop got all the best job assignments and this dude avoids his tax penalties. These assholes are redefining “having your cake and eating it too” and they’re filing lawsuits and killing themselves and shit. Hey guys how about you just get your rocks off and don’t rock the boat? Things could be worse. The rest of the country is being audited and fined and penalized by fat dudes and this guy gets a IRS whore, avoids his fine, and still wants punitive damages. What a fucking greedy son of a bitch.