NY Post – Next stop: the chicken coop.  Straphangers on the uptown 6 train had to stand clear of the clucking poultry last night when a man wearing a shirt with an MTA logo began wrestling a live chicken.  Riders cleared out from their seats as the unidentified man, lying on the subway floor next to a grocery cart loaded with beer cans and junk, manhandled the fowl.

Love the dude in the background just sitting back with his legs crossed taking it all in.  Chillin.  Guy could not be less phased that some bum is rolling around on the floor putting a live chicken in a sleeper hold.  And that my friends is the mark of an experienced subway rider.   Composure.   Literally nothing shocks you whether it be acrobatic performers or bird callers or homeless guys wrestling with livestock.  Guy is a New Yorker through and through.  And while I’d love to say I’d do the same unfortunately I’d be switching to the 4 5 and walking 30 blocks home so fast it would make this chicken’s head spin.