NBC New York – Doctors at a Manhattan hospital began cutting into a patient for a C-section only to discover the patient was not pregnant, a News 4 I-Team investigation has found. The mistake happened at New York Downtown Hospital and is described in videotaped depositions obtained by News 4. The depositions are evidence in a wrongful termination lawsuit filed in 2008. The depositions also brought to light the botched C-section. “Was there an occasion when a C-section was performed on a patient at the hospital who was not pregnant?” a plaintiff’s lawyer asked while deposing Dr. Lana Boter. “There was,” said Boter. “A little extra time would have shown that there was no pregnancy at all.” Boter was not directly involved in the patient’s care, but testified that other doctors trusted the patient and started a C-section. Mehulic said she learned of the case after the patient returned to New York Downtown Hospital in the weeks following the botched C-section, complaining of pain in her pelvic area. Mehulic said the patient was asked about her medical history and the answers lead her to believe the patient was never told exactly what happened.

Whoops! Our bad! Thought you were preggers! Guess not.

Can you imagine being that doctor who opened this broad up? Whole team of doctors ready to take out a living baby and there’s just nothing in there. That’ll ruin your morning. Just like when you wake up for some breakfast and poor yourself a big bowl of cereal and you go for the milk and realize you don’t even have any. You open up the fridge and theres nothin. Just like the doc opening up your uterus and not finding any children. Guy probably looked around at all the nurses and was like “I’ve made a huge mistake.” Sew this bitch up and lets pretend this never happened!

How crazy is the fuckin chick in this story though? I honestly can’t decide whos worse. You just head over to the doctor, tell them you’re pregnant, and let them slice you open and hope they find somethin in there. Not only do you have to be pretty crazy to think you’re pregnant when you aren’t, but to think that you’re far enough along that there’s a human inside you ready to come into existence in the real world just takes it to a new level. Just crossing your fingers that maybe you’ve got a full grown bun in the oven. Wake up with no baby and just hope for better luck next time. Fuckin lunatic.