Don’t you dare!! We have a beautiful Stadium! The Lord God gave it to us! Lets enjoy it and wiiiiinnnnn innn the seccconnnndddd halffffff! HALLLELUJAH! 

I don’t even know why this was a story yesterday. How many people out there need to drink to get through a New York Jets game these days? No different for Mark Gastineau. Guy was probably just as fed up with wildcats and corners playing wideout and running backs playing corner and blah blah blah. He probably wrapped up that speech and went stumbling around the Lord’s Stadium looking for Suzy Kolber. Hallelujah!