Mark Gastineau Was Completely Shitfaced During His Ring of Honor Ceremony On Monday Night
Don’t you dare!! We have a beautiful Stadium! The Lord God gave it to us! Lets enjoy it and wiiiiinnnnn innn the seccconnnndddd halffffff! HALLLELUJAH!
I don’t even know why this was a story yesterday. How many people out there need to drink to get through a New York Jets game these days? No different for Mark Gastineau. Guy was probably just as fed up with wildcats and corners playing wideout and running backs playing corner and blah blah blah. He probably wrapped up that speech and went stumbling around the Lord’s Stadium looking for Suzy Kolber. Hallelujah!
It’s pretty pathetic when the best player on your team is either your second best cornerback or your second best quarterback. With that being said, cromartie played lights out, shut down andre, and burned a corner on his only real route. He is easily their best receiver and best player overall.
Mark Gastineau used to live in my neighborhood. One day my friends and I were playing stickball in a school yard and he showed up and asked to play. We said sure. He then said he wanted to bet us $10 per run. We said we didnt have any money. He called us fags and then stormed off. I was 12 at the time. He was probably 40.
Holy smokeshow tits..
why the fuck do the Jets have a “ring of honor”?
@monkey if that story is remotely true it’s hilarious
It’s true, and when he wasnt trying to shake down 7th graders he was terrorizing the women of northeast Queens. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/nfl/news/1999/07/10/gastineau_jailed_ap/
This guy is the white Lawrence Taylor.
Pretty sure I saw Gastineu at the Suburban Diner at around 3 Am that night. He cannon-balled out of the kitchen, completely naked, with pancake batter all over his turgid shaft. He was violently throwing haymakers while muttering: “thriss horww urr make ada breafast sackwichses fruck ryou dard, i wrant tro palya wid my freiednds!”
and doesnt this guy have a whore ex-wife and slut daughter who were semi-famous a few years back? what happened to those cunts? there was some serious sex-tape potential there
Sounds eerily similar to Al Pacino during the opening five seconds.
Jets suck