Mark Sanchez Get The Fuck Off My Team
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And this Thanksgiving I’m thankful I’m not a Jets fan…
uh, bro you have a titanic ass in your eye…
hahahaha im so embarassed for the jets right now
Looks like Sanchez got a dirty sanchez!
Best talent rex has ever had!!!
Fire Sanchez
This franchise is the biggest embarrassment in sports. Hands down.
There’s no ‘jets’ in ‘relevant’.
might as well pick up jimmy clausen next yr..how the fuck has rex not put tebow in
Rexisfat. Apparently sanchez is into assplay like you. U mad brah?
put a tent over that fucking circus that is the Jets. Fucking clowns
Its easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
Waiting for someone to come here and tell us how Sanchez is a solid QB. I guess that train has passed. Tebow might be inaccurate, but at least he’s not retarded. No way he’s worse than the mexican. Biggest joke in the world: Sanchez dated Longoria. Talk about outkicking your coverage.
can rex please put in tebow so the pats can win by 100
wilfork is a beast
I’ll never get tired of watching this.
KFC, your whole “Sanchez knows how to win” and comparisons to Jeter look really bad right now.
“like a jet” might not be the best song choice
At least the Jets fans get a sweet Lenny Kravitz mini concert tonight. That sorta makes up for Sanchez running full speed into the O-line and knocking himself out cold.
why is a black jew singing in the middle of this bloodbath…
Need the setup, handoff to no one then run full speed into ass
hurricane sanchez blows harder than sandy
Jesus Christ. I’ve got Brady, Vereen, and the Pats D in Fanduel tonight, and even I feel like this is excessive.
“Mark Sanchez is just like Derek Jeter”
-KFC
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/forbes-names-mark-sanchez-nfls-most-overpaid-player/
I bet Rex doesn’t make a PB&J with raisin bread.
can you guys blog some new stuff.. this games kinda boring
The Jets will still find ways to run their fat mouths after this game. In other news, Bart Scott should hit an oak tree on the way home tonight.
El Marko must have misunderstood Rex when he told him it was “time to eat a goddamn snack”
this thanksgiving I’m thankful the pats are serving the jets up as stuffing
KFC do you use gravy as lube when the pats pound it in you?
J…E…T…S…LOSSLOSSLOSS
sanchez should really look into killing himself
J.E.T.S. = Just end the season
Im not sure why the jets came out for the second half
Someone get me Sanchez’s number, I need my lawn mowed.
I don’t know, he is pretty good at handing the ball off.
This just in:
Jets activate Neil as staring QB.
^starting…I’m hammered.
You’d think I’d get tired of watching this. I’m not.
We laugh and make fun but at the end of the day we’re the ones going on youjizz tonight and spanking it to a Bella Blaze video and Sanchez is gonna hop into a limo and go back to his pad in Manhattan and probably fuck some Venezuelan model in the ass. Oh, and he’s rich. Sanchez = winner.
haters gonna hate…poor mark
Hey I didn’t catch the game, the jets won???
I wonder if Bart Scott still thinks Rex is better then BB?
The Jets…. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
i thought the edelman fumble return was funny, but I was pissing my pants when Sanchez ended up eating Moore’s ass
Collinsworth saying Wilfork threw Moore into Sanchez was ridiculous. Sanchez is just a complete joke and ran right into Moore’s ass.
The patriots fucked the jets so hard that I think Tebow lost his virginity.
New York Jets, get the fuck out of my city you make it look bad.
“ay-yo, mark sanchez…tell me how my ass taste.”
- brandon moore
i think the best way to describe sanchez is “hilariously inept.”
P.S. as much as I hate the Jets, I am a Giants fan, and a Yankee fan, and it kills me inside to see this many new england pieces of shit jerking off about this. I can’t wait until tom brady starts his decent into shit and the team goes back to where it belongs, a fucking joke of the NFL. god I wish it was the 90′s again.
why all the hate k1dd0? all the naysaying from NY just sweetens the success for us. to have you guys tell it, NYC is epicenter of the fucking universe, so we’re honored to have our little one-horse town’s name constantly being in your mouths. one of your teams beat us twice in the big game, you’d think we wouldn’t even be on your radar, you have the bragging rights, and fresh bragging rights at that. but i see we’re still on your minds. and that’s what makes this all so special.
Boston: 10 years, 7 titles, 4 sports. holler at me when someone tops that, i’ll be the 500 year old disintegrated skeleton.
@k1dd0, keep dreaming about that decline. Consistency is what separates the truly great QB’s from the ones whose team happens to get hot at the exact right time, and it still takes a miracle helmet catch for you to win the title. You can only be elite if you do it all the time, and as a Giants fan you should know that does not fit Eli. He’s still a very good QB, but Brady and Payton operate on a whole different level. Sanchez on the other hand…
Black folk are bad.
Black people are just bad. d]Don’t let them near your daughters or sports teams and everything would be much better.. Oh NYC — leaf blowing spics aren’t much better. Such noises in the AM I am talking to you Sachez quiet down…
Gosh those colored folk.. Just bad news all around. Next thing you know we’ll be letting them have Pit Bulls.
Nice — animals when their masters can be controllled. Mofo…