Mark Teixeira Just Draped his Dick Across Vicente Padilla’s Stupid Sweaty Face
Vicente Padilla is that kid everyone grew up with who looks like he sweat dirt. Was there any chance of that at bat ending in anything other than a home run, 12 pitch strikeout, or a fastball to the face? Red Sox just took the lead as I’m posting this, but I’ve got a weird feeling this game will be airing on YES as a Yankee classic sometime in the near future.
Update: Fuck me.

Almost
Nice catch Granderson
Yanks dont have the pitching to compete in the playoffs.
I’d talk shit but the Sox are terrible and the Yankees are gonna win the division by 12 games.
that home run trot said fuck you louder than words ever could
Gloating about one play in a game the team you love loses is bad form. Clean that shit up.
Were you posting this before your boy Granderson was rolling around on his ass in center field losing the game Strasser? Good blogging move.
Joe Buck is such an insufferable cocksucker. Guy practically came on live TV with that call http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=23421079&topic_id=10025018&c_id=mlb
Update: fuck you
Right in Yankee stadium is a hard place to hit the ball out in.
CANCEL PHILLY SITE: i think its safe to say that ball would have been a HR in just about every stadium in the majors
You guys r fucking idiots. This is strictly about Padilla’s beef with Teixeira and how he called out Tex and hit him with pitches on purpose. Don’t worry about Granderson’s misplay or a ball player gloating after a HR.
Where be McCarver? Where McCarver at? Deion’s finest hour.
@darkknight it absolutely would have been a homerun in every park, I just didn’t feel like saying anything nice about a yankee
Update: Fuck you again.
get fucked strasser