We’re gonna keep the tournament at 8 teams so the hate doesn’t get spread too thin. Also, Barstool is a site that prides itself on hard-nosed journalism, so adding another 8 teams would only distract from the pressing issues we cover. And with that, we’ve reached our opening round.
Bob’s Discount Furniture
Granted, this commercial is a couple years old, but there’s no excuse for the 1984 Price is Right showcase quality. Power move by Bob at the 0:07 second mark not getting a chick for the “her recliner” shot, and instead crossing the gender barrier to kill the part himself. Also, a very interesting strategy to go with an almost identical background color behind the text when the slogan pops up, but I guess you can get away with this sorta shit when you’re the discount king of the tri-state area.
Zero excuse for Old Navy commercials to be this atrocious. They’re a huge company with expendable income, yet they churn garbage like this out every season. I expect more from the retailer who played a big role in popularizing the zip-off pants that turn to shorts- an innovation in air flow technology that revolutionized swamp ass.
Time to vote! And remember, it’s not just these 2 commercials in specific; Bob releases a new abysmal spot every couple of months and Old Navy is consistent shit. 1 for Bob’s being the worst commercial and 10 for Old Navy.