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Marry Fuck Kill
Monica
Elaine
Rachel
Kmarko:
Marry: Rachel
Fuck: Elaine
Kill: Cox
Let me begin by saying I fucking hate Friends. Despise it. But does that mean I haven’t seen like at least 50 complete episodes? No it doesn’t. I’ve seen probably 50 complete episodes. I mean I’m pretty sure you can’t live your life without seeing at least 50 episodes of Friends right? Just with the amount it’s on TV, the number of girlfriends you’ve had that make you watch DVD box sets, etc etc. Anyway long story short you got to marry Rachel. That’s a no brainer. Just wife that shit up and never ever let her cut her hair short again. And in somewhat of an upset I’m going to fuck Elaine. I don’t care that she’s a “guy’s girl” and sometimes kind of annoying. She’s hot and I used to have this Seinfeld poster in college where she was making this fuck-me face that was hot as fuck. Plus Cox is way too uptight. Remember that time she couldn’t sleep all night because Chandler left his shoes out in the living room? How am I supposed to sexually pleasure a chick that has all her focus on my how my boxers aren’t folded up in the corner?
KFC
Marry: Jennifer Aniston
Fuck: Courtney Cox
Kill: Elaine
I’m gonna fucking do it. I’m gonna marry Jennifer Aniston. For her own well being and for the well being of everyone whos sick and fucking tired of hearing about how she’s single and always getting dumped and shit. She’s sexy as fuck, and probably suicidal from being the butt of ever joke for a decade. And I kinda like crazy chicks. At this point she’s so old I think she’ll do whatever it takes to be a good wife so that she doesn’t die an old spinster.
I’ll fuck Courtney Cox. I dunno why. I just would. When she played Monica she just seemed like such an uptight OCD bitch that she just needed to get some deep dicking to let loose.
I’d kill the shit out of Elaine. She did absolutely nothing for me. I dont know why Jerry ever fucked her in the first place.
marry rachel all day every day, she’s pushing what 45 and still looks better than 90% of today’s obese 20 year old bitches. Fuck Elaine just because she’s still looking like a DTF cock hungry whore and kill Monica for the fact she’s an OCD douche bag and in real life she married the biggest closet ghey ever …
were you expecting a 100% kill rate for that giraffe jew Lisa Kudrow is that why you left her out?
Jennifer Aniston must be insane… dudes flee from her like ethnic cleansing.
marry courtney cox: was hot as shit in Ace Ventura
I’m fuckin Elaine because you know she is good in the sack
Kill aniston. Can’t stand her movies. One bomb after another.
kill Courtney Cock
KILL ELAINE! Never grew into that honker, just like P boy.
marry monica because she can cook, she keeps the house clean as fuck, and she’s scared to death of being a fat bitch again so she’ll always be in shape… fuck rachel because she’s smoke…kill that annoying bitch elaine…. boom
Elaine is getting disrespected, she’s clear wife material
Elaine is not wife material if you’ve seen the episodes you’d know shes a slutbag, and freaky in the sac thats why you fuck her. As for marriage, you wife up Monica because she can cook, and shes funny for a girl. You kill Rachel because shes probably a crazy bitch if all these guys are dropping her like a hook from Tyson
Love the way BSNY just shuts down at like 3pm every day now.
Marrying Elaine. Stuck it to those Yankee pricks and would let you getaway with a lot. She kidnapped a dog, you could hold that over her forever.
Fucking Monica. She has pent up problems and would be an absolute beast in the bedroom. The only place she lets loose.
Kill Rachel. They were on a break.
I think Elaine should be known as “Margo”. Fuck Seinfeld, Christmas Vacation is where it’s at.
always wanted to fuck elaine. not sure why
wait is it the characters or the actresses? big difference
clearly it’s the characters.
i guess you guys didnt know that elaine is worth 3 billion, i think id wife her up in a second