Marry Fuck Kill
Pam
Karen
Erin
Chicks From The Office
Important Note: Voting is on characters, not actresses.
Kmarko:
Marry: Erin
Fuck: Karen
Kill: Pam
At the start I was all about marrying Pam. Just a cool chick with my type of sense of humor who is easily pushed around and would be deathly loyal. But then I thought about how I actually saw what happened to her when she got married. Demanding a sales position, trying much harder to make jokes, talking over Jim in the interviews, becoming much more assertive. I don’t like that one bit. In fact Pam is more annoying now than anything else. Plus she used to fuck a guy in the fucking warehouse. Nice standards bitch. Kill Pam. Now where I’m stuck is with who to marry. Because I want to fuck both Karen and Erin. But marriage-wise Karen is way too bossy and Erin is way too annoying. So which poison do I pick to grow old with? Getting annoyed by a ditzy idiot? Or getting bossed around by an ambitious power hungry broad? Yup I’ll marry Erin. Just tune her out not to mention I could cheat on her spacey dumb ass easy as pie.
KFC:
Marry: Karen
Fuck: Erin
Kill: Pam
Ah yes, the chicks from The Office. Definitely one of the funniest television shows of the past decade. Now to be clear here, We are doing Marry Fuck Kill for Pam, Karen, and Erin, not the actresses Pam vs. Karen is a timeless debate. Now if I were Jim Halpert, we all know I’d obviously choose to marry Pam and fuck Karen. But guess what folks? I’m not Jim Halpert. Not only would I not marry Pam and then knock her up, I would murder the shit out of her. She just thinks she’s so funny all the time. Girls aren’t funny Pam. Plus NOBODY wants Roy’s sloppy seconds. Now go make me some copies before I murder you.
That narrows it down to Karen and Erin. I don’t know what it is about Erin, but I want to do terrible things to that dopey little receptionist. Its probably because I’m attracted to dumb chicks since they are easier to trick and deceive. But whatever the case I would slam Erin right on the conference room table. Which leaves me to marry Karen Fillipelli. Give my kids a chance at not being translucent with that dark skin of hers.
PS – To be perfectly honest, if I had my way, I’d pick Phylis over all three of these broads. You remember that episode where she fucks Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration in the restaurant bathroom for like 2 hours? Heavens to Betsy. Phylis would rock my dick.
Karen is SO fucking hot and cool. I wouldn’t want to just ram that once, I would want a lifetime of fucks.
Forgot to mention that Erin is Blow Job girl
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/2007/08/21/blow-job-girl/
i have a feeling that it will come out that Erin is Michael’s daughter, small little clues that i picked up on, mark it down bitches!
F – Karen
M -Erin
K – Pam
hahaha awesome post script
Fuck – Pam (apparently she’s tight as Hell)
Kill – Karen (Ever see her in Parks & Recreations? not put together that well)
Marry – Erin (She definitely will still be tight later on down the line)
First of let me tackle the task at hand. Marry Pam because she’s cool and has nice tits. Fuck Karen because, although hot, I could see her getting annoying. Kill Erin because she’s a retard. Now that that’s ben taken care of, I have to say that most of these posts today sans the Wake Up, GTA, harvard fake out and MFK look awfully familiar to posts I put up yesterday. Hmm…….KFC a fan of The Institute?
Pam Beasley sucks, sucks.
Marry Karen, fuck Erin. You know Erin is a freak cuz she has that weird half/step brother thing going on.
Hmmm deciding who to fuck, marry or kill between three girls who are sevens is lame. Everything is LAME!
that picture doesn’t really do erin much justice, pams looking a little aged she’s getting the axe in this one
Pam was decent when the show started… not so much anymore.
too bad there isn’t a third smoke on Community…an Alison Brie v. Gillian Jacobs matchup would be a tough call…I guess Hilary Duff was on an episode so you could throw her in
Been waiting for this one, it was inevitable. Thank you.
M: Karen
F: Erin
K: Pam
yeah this is a good one, only problem is no room for Angela, who I know shocked us all in that hot nurse outfit on Halloween.
I agree with most, Pam’s gotta go, her way too dorky and not funny side started coming out. I think actresses would be a good one too, I might go BJ girl, she’s a dime if she didnt have Erin’s personality
Erin is the hottest on the show…
better than the presidential MFK debate on BSSBoston!
I never thought I’d pick anyone else to marry in a MFK than Pam, but that all changed when Erin came on the Office. She is the cutest girl in the universe, and I would assassinate a president to marry her. Karen does nothing for me, I want to jizz on Pam’s tits really bad.
Rashida Jones is the best thing to ever come out of Quincy’s dick
If you guys are really playing MFK Pam Karen and Erin and not the actresses your out of your tits. I went to University of Scranton and you can bet your bottom dollar that I wld kill myself before fucking any Townies From Scranton PA.
Kill Erin, cause she’s beat. Fuck Pam just to soil a good girl. Marry Karen cause she’s kinda hot and her dad is Quincy Jones which means she’s loaded.
Can we do Phyllis, Kelly, and Angela next? Seems like much more of a difficult decision. Or maybe the women of Michael Scott: Carol, Jan, and Holly. And for the sake of the discussion, we’re talking about Jan after the boob job.
are you guys kidding me? erin is ugly as shit. obviously you fuck karen to the ends of the earth cause shes annoying as shit to marry has kmarko already pointed out and then marry pam cause shes perfect. duh.
Erin is annoying – shes gone….Pam is hot – love the tits…FUCK! Karen is attractive and has the least baggage….Marry