Marry Fuck Kill
Snooki
JWoww
Angelina
Kmarko:
Marry: Snooki
Fuck: Angelina
Kill: JWoww
Fuck Angelina and by fuck I mean just absolutely hate fuck the shit out of her like nobody has ever been hate fucked before. I mean in all honestly she’s not bad looking. Like if you met her for the first time in your life in a dimly lit club, knowing absolutely nothing about her, you’d be down to smush. So I’m down to smush. And if it’s between Snooki and JWoww I’d marry the shit out of Snooki. I mean that’s a no-brainer right? You’ve all seen JWoww? Bitch could beat me up with her eyes closed. Can’t be having some bodybuilding bitch with a face that looks like a smashed up can of Spam laying down the law in the kmarko household.
KFC:
Marry: Snooki
Fuck: Angelina
Kill: J Woww
I apologize for doing the same 3 as kmarko but hear me out. Originally I said fuck J Woww and her giant fake tits. But then I remembered that she rips the heads off of dudes after having sex with them. I can’t have that. Getting your head ripped off is not a good look. So I’d have to kill her. Assuming I can actually kill her. Nobody ever discusses what happens if you don’t think you could physically overtake one of the girls while trying to kill her, but I guess we’ll have to suspend reality for a moment and pretend I’m stronger than J Woww.
I’d have to marry Snooki. No, fuck that. I want to marry Snooki. I’m legitimately in love with her. She’s hilarious. She looks like a bowling ball. She boozes. Everything I want in a wife. Except the bowling ball part. But that is at least funny. Shnookums, will you marry me?
Which means by default I gotta fuck that fart factory Angelina. Ugh. I’m not happy about this one. Having sex with a Staten Island Dumptruck isn’t ideal. I wish this game was called Marry Kill Kill for the first time, but somebody’s gotta get fucked, right? Can I use a lifeline and call in Sammi Sweetheart? Fuck me man.
All gross. Know too much about all of them at this point. Ick.
Marry JWoW
Hate Fuck Angelina
Kill Snooki
If you called in Sammi Sweatheart I’d kill that bitch in a second too. Snooki is going to weigh about a Leon Lett when she gets older, no thanks. At least JWoW is into plastic surgery and lipo so you know she’ll be tight for awhile.
Ditto on the hate fuck.
M: JWoww
F: Snookie
K: Angelina
JWoww has a great body, and I could level her if she got out of line. I might throw up and shit myself while banging Snookie, but that Angelina is such a piece of garbage that there is no way she can be allowed to live.
genuis MFK…you hate them and want to kill them all in a way, but at the same time, you want to fuck them all in an even weirder way.
Just an all-around emotional quagmire.
M-Jwow
F-Ang
K-Gollum, I mean snookie.
M: JWoww
F: Angelina
K: Snooki
JWoww is the least stupid of the three and will have enough plastic surgery to have a bangin’ body for years to come.
Angelina is trash, but definitely can break your dick off.
Snooki is unfuckable and obnoxious.
stoolies proving u guys wrong on jwoww. everyone hates snooki. shes annyoing and besides monster tits shes got nothing going for her. and u can get that from j woww
how do you marry “the staten island dump”? 27% of you need a psych evaluation.
How everyone doesn’t kill snookie is beyond me.
anyone notice that jwow doesnt have a bellybutton? wtf?
I refuse to take part in this mfk
M:Snooki just cuz you know she’s always down to fuck.
F: JWoww cuz I just wanna titty fuck her.
K: Angelina cuz she’s an annoying cum dumpster who is disgusting.
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Any chance to kill Snooki should be taken
Agree w/ Alphabets. The girl is a fruitcake . At least you’ll go out with a bang with Jwoww.
Don’t know who Angelina is but she looks kinda cute. Also, there is no way you can not kill Snooki.
These are three of that nastiest cum dumpsters on the face of the Earth…If these are your three choices you might as well change the name of the game to Kill…Kill…Kill
Sammi is not a “sweetheart” and has the face of Danny Devito as the “Penguin”. She also got shitted on worse than anyone has ever been shat on…on TV
I’m with hefe, just can’t lower myself so far to even push the buttons. Should have been a Kill, Kill, Kill option on this. Or, maybe since we assume it would be kill for all three, the choice is the method. Shoot, Hang, Electrocute…SHE, seems like it fits.
how on earth do you kill jwow next to those two things thats ridiculous
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