Marry Fuck Kill – Chick’s Underwear
G String
Boy Shorts
Normal Thong
First thing’s first, you’re Fucking the g-string. Plain and simple. The G-string is the quintessential stripper uniform. Its smallest, sexiest, sluttiest type of underwear out there. Its dental floss. And its easy to just yank them to the side in a one time romp. Definitely fucking the g string.
Now the debate between boy shorts and the thong is an interesting one for me. On the surface, I like the way boy shorts look better than I like your average thong. If we’re basing it strictly on the way chick’s asses look, I think the boy short is cuter and sexier than just your plain run of the mill thong. But I’m looking to the intangibles of the thong. The leadership the thong provided. The Thong is one of the single most important inventions to the male gender, right up there with birth control. The thong rid the world of granny panties. The thong gave men everywhere a reason to look when a chick sat down to see if their underwear would peak out. The thong made men everywhere stare at chicks asses desperately trying to see if they could find the outline through their pants or dress. The thong becoming a commonplace choice of underwear for girls changed the world as we know it. I mean, fuck, Sisqo didn’t make “The Boy Shorts Song.” No. He made the “Thong Song.” And theres a reason. Because the thong blazed the trail for all other types of underwear that went in between girl’s asses instead of around them. The thong was a pioneer of sexy. So for that, I’m marrying the Thong.
Sorry boy shorts. I like the way you look. Real cute/sexy potato sack vibe going. But you just didn’t revolutionize the game the way the thong did. You’re dead.
sounds like a country song
WORST POST EVER
Theres only one way i lie my chicks undergarments and thats on the floor
or stolen and kept in the shrine i have in my closet
g string is HIDEOUS. nohomo
I see that you’ve been checking your voicemail. Can’t wait for the podcast man.
Pres is showing his age…G-String are about as sexy today as those old school bikini bottoms with the side straps that go above the hip…only people born in 1979 and earlier still value the g-string
shit this was KFC?? fuck man…what’s wrong with you? thought for sure this was a Pres post
and by shrine in his closet wilburham is referring to that one time his mom’s bundies got mixed up in his laundry so he kept them there
KFC, how many times a day to do jerk off? seriously , going with at least 3 times, bfst, lunch and once before dinner
dont hate the player hate the game domley
^ lol at BlackDude dropping the hammer on KFC for jacking off too much, as if all Black guys don’t have an insatiable libido and actually keep their dicks in their pants.
#NoHomo
#Not(very)Racist
#BrocktonCityOfChampions
so long as you own it
i dont think ive seen you fuck up a MFK like you did this one KFC
Are you guys fucking serious? How did I fuck this up?
the g string is like the seal on a new ketchup bottle. Yeah, you are keeping it fresh but shit, this is annoying as fuck to take time out of my day/sex to get it off/open.
^Doesn’t leave anything to the imagination is what I’m saying, no point other to show that the girl isn’t messing around about getting down and a nice thong does that already.
just look at the poll, i doubt your fuck has ever been the top kill… bootyshorts4evaNalwayz
Yea I’m with Numero, thong doesn’t leave anything to the imagination. I would rather a girl just have no panties on. I think you need to clear up whether the girl has clothes on or not. In terms of the panties sticking out thong is number 1, but if were talking about a girl just in her underwear a thong is number 3.
I have no fucking clue what you are talking about Numero Two. If you kill the g string you’re a gay. G strings are as slutty as it comes. Best one time fuck for sure
Where are the white cotton panties, french cut, bikini and g-string? Nobody is impressed with a slut wearing a thong.
PS- can you do a jockstrap, briefs, and speedo one for my son. Don’t want him to be left out.
I agree with the kill the G-string, simply using less fabric doesnt make it hotter, even the thong has brainwashed the world. Girls all think that the tinier the better, but I like a little fanfare going on there
I’m with Numero Two, G String screams trash. I’m marrying the boy shorts and fucking the thong. If I want to see a G String I will go to a whore house or a strip club. If I take down a girls pants and she’s wearing a G String I would think she worked at one of the two above mentioned establishments.
People still say G-string…Jeez Pres you sound like my dadand he doesn’t know wtf is going on
I hate G strings. Where the fuck are the results.
KFC, you really concerned what these tools think? Keep up the great work.
KFC, can I just change it to I’d fuck the thong and I would 50 Shades of Grey fuck the g string?
I mean let’s face it, if a chick is hot enough I’m going to fuck her if she’s wearing Depends.
^Just not anal. I’m not blind to omens.
The fuck Wilburham? What you said is all homo. Sounds like you’ve got the gay, faggot!
How is not caring bout a chicks underwear homo?
I prefer the girls I fuck to be naked.
Haterade if you live in the DMV area I will challenge you to a fight
I’m right there with KFC.
I lived for the days in high school when the girl in front of me sat down and her thong would stick out. Then I’d drop pennies into her ass crack; chicks love that shit. No way the boy shorts would get that reaction. G-string = fuck me please
I don’t remember the last time I saw KFC drop the ball like this.
Blackdude, he never jacks off. Doesn’t need to with you gargling his ballsack all day, every day. Go back to your own shitty blog and/or kill yourself. Slurp, slurp you fucking faggot.
Firstly, I have to apologize, I meant to tell spinna he is all homo for hating on g strings. He was the post under yours and I directed my comment at you on accident.
Secondly, I have no stool comment section beef with you. But if you’re bored and would still like to fight, e-mail me at fightonthestool@gmail.com
Trent Hedges
There was always that one girl in middle school that always wore a thong.
i gotta say, i’m pretty surprised that there’s even a debate here. i thought it was a commonly accepted fact that the amount of fabric in a given pair of underwear was inversely proportional to the sexiness of said underwear. the more material, the less sexy. so it blows my mind that boy shorts aren’t the obvious kill. also, g-strings and thongs only work on certifiably nice asses. boy shorts have that capacity to shape a flabby ass into something more presentable, whereas with others, you can rest assured that the product you’re buying actually looks like it does in the picture on the box, if you will. that type of fraudulence can’t be tolerated.
“boy shorts leave more to the imagination”?? are fucking kidding me? thats like saying you’d rather see a chick walking around in sweats then lingerie. sure you can imagine all day, but in the end your gonna pop a boner faster when looking at a half naked chick, no two ways about it.
As if any of you nerds have seen girls wearing underwear anywhere except your sisters Vicky Secret catalog. I’ll take GStrings all day every day thank you very much.
Absolutely no point in a g-string. It’s just snatch floss. Might as well just be naked