First thing’s first, you’re Fucking the g-string. Plain and simple. The G-string is the quintessential stripper uniform. Its smallest, sexiest, sluttiest type of underwear out there. Its dental floss. And its easy to just yank them to the side in a one time romp. Definitely fucking the g string.
Now the debate between boy shorts and the thong is an interesting one for me. On the surface, I like the way boy shorts look better than I like your average thong. If we’re basing it strictly on the way chick’s asses look, I think the boy short is cuter and sexier than just your plain run of the mill thong. But I’m looking to the intangibles of the thong. The leadership the thong provided. The Thong is one of the single most important inventions to the male gender, right up there with birth control. The thong rid the world of granny panties. The thong gave men everywhere a reason to look when a chick sat down to see if their underwear would peak out. The thong made men everywhere stare at chicks asses desperately trying to see if they could find the outline through their pants or dress. The thong becoming a commonplace choice of underwear for girls changed the world as we know it. I mean, fuck, Sisqo didn’t make “The Boy Shorts Song.” No. He made the “Thong Song.” And theres a reason. Because the thong blazed the trail for all other types of underwear that went in between girl’s asses instead of around them. The thong was a pioneer of sexy. So for that, I’m marrying the Thong.
Sorry boy shorts. I like the way you look. Real cute/sexy potato sack vibe going. But you just didn’t revolutionize the game the way the thong did. You’re dead.