Putin's Bitch (Russia)

Sarkozy's Bitch (France)

Berlusconi's Bitch (Italy)

Total Number of Votes: 25046

Kmarko:

Marry:  France

Fuck:  Russia

Kill:  Italy

I’ll make this short and sweet.  I’m going to marry Carla Bruni because she’s hot as shit, talented and can provide for herself, and has clearly showed that she can age with the best of them.  However most importantly since she’s married to some tiny dick piece of shit smelly Frenchmen I can guarantee her the best sex of her life or at least the past 10 years.    I’m going to fuck Putin’s sexy little mistress over there.  She’s got that fuck-me look in her eye that I just can’t ignore.  Plus I have to kill that Italy slut because I’m pretty sure she’s 17 not to mention I don’t fuck or date prostitutes and strippers.  Bitch costs like $10K just to be a dinner date and kmarko doesn’t roll with that kind of cash in his checking account.

KFC:

Marry: Russian Bitch

Fuck: Italian Bitch

Kill: French Bitch

I’m trying to figure out the best way to handle this without Putin murdering my ass. I mean you’re either marrying, fucking or killing his girl – either way Putin is gonna be fuckin pissed. I’m thinking Marry is the safest route. Treat her like a Princess and just cross your fingers that you can live up to 1/100th of Putin’s bedroom performance. Seriously, being sloppy seconds after Vladamir Putin is the last thing I want.

The Italian stripper chick is a sexy little megaminx. And you know she must FUCK because Berlusconi fucks a new stripper like once a day and she’s the only one thats ever been important enough to make the news. And the fact that she’s 17 is a bonus is my book.

Obviously I’m killing the French broad. Take your snobby hairy armpits elsewhere you Froggy bitch