MFK Mondays: Game of Thrones Girls
Khaleesi - Mother Of Dragons
R'hllor - Lord of Light
Queen Cersei - Bitch
My first instinct is to marry Khaleesi. She’s the Mother of Dragons and she’s easily the hottest girl on the show. Arya may have something to say about that in 5 years, but if we’re playing the no-pedophile edition, then it’s definitely Khaleesi. But then I started thinking about the fact that she was married to Khal Drogo and his horse-cock before he died. It’s gotta be an absolute mess down there. You don’t just come back from constantly getting dicked by a Dothraki on a nightly basis. I’m still gonna marry her though- can’t pass up the opportunity to own a dragon.
The next two decision are a little tougher. I think I’m gonna have to hate fuck Cersei. She’s a selfish bitch and I don’t think she smiled once in the first two seasons. Definitely not wifey material. Plus she was secretly fucking her brother for a while so you know she’s down to get weird and she can keep a secret. I don’t want word getting out that I’m fucking the biggest sourpuss in middle earth. Then I’m gonna kill R’hllor, Lord of Light. Here’s my reasoning: A. Her name fucking sucks and I sound retarded trying to pronounce it. Trying to do so in bed would kill any momentum I had going for me. B. I’m not sure how the Game of Thrones timeline plays out in relation to real time, but I’m pretty sure she gave birth like 2 weeks after she got fucked. I don’t want any part of that outrageously fertile pussy. Not to mention she spawns demonic black smoke assassins. So yeah, I’m pretty comfortable with killing R’hllor.
Strasser hit the edit button quickly. Her name isn’t R’hollor is Melisandre. R’hollor is the god she worships. QUICK STRASSER BEFORE A SHADOW GETS YOU.
Side note:
Marry- Melisandre
Hate Fuck- Cersei
Kill- Danerys. Who’s title is khaleesi. Jesus Strasser this is like baby talk bullshit.
finally a good blog…congratulations
Have you watched the show before?
I can’t wait for the “Red Wedding” scene next season or the season after that
Her names melisandre not rhllor. Cmon now
seriously have you watched this show before? and instead of melisandre or cersei, why not include talisa (robb’s new side piece), shae (tyrion’s whore), or doreah (tub scene from season 1)?
Also, what about Margery Tyrell? She’s a little minx.
easy 12198169 – some things must remain secret. and strasser not knowing her name is Melisandre is just another example of how the writers are slowly fucking up this show for anyone who hasn’t read the books. i cant understand how anybody follows it unless they’ve read it. 2nd season has been a clusterfuck.
Sansa has to be in here…that fucking subservient little bitch…you know that little fag Joffrey will never touch that…she needs some dick
it’s very easy to keep the show straight…just read ign.com’s episode reviews each monday…they clear lots of shit up
if you dont marry Danerys I question your manhood
strasser you’re missing out by not watching this show…get on your game.
strasser you are a fucking G for posting this blog…just get the names right next time buddy
Thank you so much for this
solid post, guess your not useless
fuck melisandre want that demon child. Kill the queen because she only bangs in the family, meaning if I have the opportunity to fuck her Im probably her cousin.
not going near that sarah connor cranston. to many relatives have been in there.
The fact that neither Doreah or Baelish’s main whore (forget her name) isnt included is on this is mind boggling. Doreah taught Daenery how to work the bed, and well a top whore has to know something. When Doreah was in bed with Daenery telling her how to please Drogo I thought for sure there was going to be some lesbian action. Marry Doreah and fuck the whore, the rest can die.
And how can the blog even include Arja as a candidate to be on this list. “She” pretends to be a boy for most of it and would probably rather duel me in a sword fight.
Arya is like fuckin 10 you creep.
Arya and Sansa are 10 and 13. Gross.
Totally fuck Sansa. Be honest.
Fuck: Sansa. Don’t lie, you would too.
if you say you wouldn’t fuck Sansa you’re a liar
yeah arya’s a cute kid, but the fact that anything sexual comes to your mind when speaking about her just made me lose a lot of respect for you. be careful, TKO will hop on that shit.
Kill all 3 of them and you Pres.
if you dont marry Khaleesi something wrong with you.
Did you really include Arya in your writeup? She’s a fucking 10 years old, you fucking pervert.
Once again, STRASSER SUCKS. Is Strasser really Manzo?
I was really happy about this mfk until I realized just how bad you fucked it up. 1. Her name isn’t Khaleesi, it’s Daenarys. 2. The redhead’s name is not R’hllor, it’s Melisandre. And the fact that you even mentioned Arya (I think you meant Sansa) is despicable and unforgivable. I mean c’mon… just a total and complete fail. You suck so hard, strasser.