Marry Fuck Kill – Tennis Superstars
Anna Kournikova
Caroline Wozniacki
Maria Sharapova
Kmarko:
Marry: Sharapova
Fuck: Kournikova
Kill: Wozniacki
Pretty easy one here. Sure I think Wozniacki is a sexy little backhanding bitch and was all about her when she burst on the scene. But that’s also because she was playing like Monica’s Seles dumpy homely looking ass or something. Stick her in between the 2 hottest chicks to ever lace up their rackets and it’s quite a different story. Kill her right off the bat which leaves the hardest choice of who to fuck and who to spend the rest of your life with. Think I’m going to have to marry Sharapova only because our combined heights would be sure to produce a tall, strapping son and I think I’ve made it clear my goal in life is to have an athletic superstar son that I can live vicariously through. Can’t complain about a one night stand with pretty much the sexiest chick to ever play sports.
KFC:
Marry: Kournikova
Fuck: Wozniacki
Kill: Sharapova
This is an unfair Marry Fuck Kill if you ask me. Because this is supposed to be a MFK of “Hot Tennis Bitches.” And the reality of the matter is Anna Kournikova is not a hot tennis bitch. Shes a hot bitch who played tennis. Maria Sharapova is a professional tennis player who’s hot. Anna is professionally hot with a sprinkle of professional tennis. Huge difference. Right now, in this MFK, shes like the 14 year old kid playing Little League with the 11 year olds because of the birthday cut off. Just on another level.
So obviously if you can’t tell I’m marrying the shit out of Anna Kournikova. She’s unreal. On another stratosphere in her prime in the Enrique Iglesias music video. I need a life time of sex with her. I’m gonna fuck Wozniacki. Shes a little mega minx. I’ll never forget at the U.S. Open when her bra and booty shorts matched her finger nails and she was grunting and shit. Get it girl. Which means Sharapova is dead. She’s too tall anyway. She looks like she’s 8 foot 5.
Where is Ana Ivanovic? Tons better looking than Wozniacki.
can’t go wrong here. i like me some white girls
“where the white women at?”
Easy as pie.
really surprised kournikova’s not pulling more marrys
Ivanovic > Sharapova
I’m marrying Anna because she’s hot as hell and we both have the same amount of tournament championships
i always kill the one that has the worst pic. then it’s a coin flip.
tennis players are overrated. Hell so aren’t the ugly golfers people try to pass as hot.
I saw AK at a club once. She was the hottest girl these eyes have ever seen. Gotta marry.
F CW
K MS tall bitches take up too much space in bed when you are tryingt o sleep
SportsHub you would rail Paula Creamer…don’t lie
Caroline never had a shot
m-sharapova/f-wozniacki/k-kournikova ..
kournikova is washed up .. sharapova still killing it and wozniacki’s tits and ass are self explanitory ..
where the hell is the O.C. mfk?? rachel bilson, mischa barton (back in the day), autumn reeser, willa holland, olivia wilde, ashley hartman, samarie armstong.. list goes on for days .. and all those bitches are effin smokes ..
Maria is hot, but overrated. I think there was some backlash against Anna because she never won a single’s title so it was like they wanted a legitimate tennis hottie instead of a hottie that played tennis. Anna in her prime had no equals, not anywhere, not in any time period, not on any planet, not on this one, not on any other one. She was the hottest thing the universe has ever witnessed and we should all be thankful we did not incinerate in the process. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Anna is proof that there is a god, because 8 millions years of human evolution alone could never hope to produce anything that flawless. He ass could have only been lovingly sculpted by the hand of god himself. Her face, that long hair, those perfect legs. Her body was a reference body by which all other bodies are measured against. NASA calibrated their instruments off of it. Marry, marry, oh god marry a thousand times over though as a mortal I am not worthy.
i am marrying the crap out of sharapova and F’ing Kournikova….since shes he hotest there is. and killiong the other biatch
M: Woz
F: Anna
K: Maria
Put this in perspective: sharapova may be hotter than woz, but she is currently in a serious engaged to sasha vujacic. She is obviously fucking crazy, and therefore must be killed
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Ana Ivanovic > all. Christ, you’ve been hanging out with Prez too long.