Marry Fuck Kill
Jenn Sterger
Ines Sainz
Hilary Rhoda
Sluts of the Jets’ Sidelines
KFC-
Marry: Rhoda
Fuck: Ines
Kill: Sterger
I’m absolutely murdering the shit out of Jenn Sterger. I hate her. She’s just such a dick. Your career is entirely based off of the fact that people want to fuck you, and then when people want to fuck you, its the end of the world and you’re being disrespected? For sure not. Pipe down. If you don’t want to be treated like a sex icon don’t get ridiculously fake tits and pose half naked everywhere. You’re dead.
The only thing I wanna do more than murder Jenn Sterger is F Ines Sainz. Only because I want to feel up on her butt implants and get her to tweet in Spanish about my sexual escapades with her. If you thought the Jets lockeroom made you uncomfortable, come take a ride with me toots.
Which leaves Mark Sanchez’s Sports Illustrated jump off as my wife. I could get down with marrying her. Total smoke and she doesn’t seem like a total asshole like the other two. And I’ll be honest at this point, my marriage standards are pretty much reduced to “Hot” and “not an asshole.” True love.
Kmarko-
Marry: Rhoda
Fuck: Sterger
Kill: Sainz
Since all 3 of these broads have at one point been affiliated with the Jets they most likely have an inflated ego and often delusional sense of reality which makes marriage a tough proposition. Nothing like spending the rest of your life with a chick who thinks she wins Wife Of The Year every single year because she cleaned the house and made a great dinner Week 2 of the marriage then let everything fall to shit. However going with the lesser of the 3 evils Rhoda is the best choice to marry here.
Obviously Sainz is going to be a popular choice to fuck because of that ass but not for me. Nope the face is way and I mean WAY too much of a turn off for me. Sure the ass is a sight to behold but you can only go doggystyle admiring it for so long. How about any front-facing positions? Or worse how about when it’s over and the lights go on and the make up is smeared off? No thanks. I’ll take that hot nasty slut Sterger who I’m absolutely positive is willing to do anything and everything you want from the word go.
“they most likely have an inflated ego and often delusional sense of reality”
HAHA funny as shit voted the same way kmarko
Id marry the shit out of Ines. Just to look at that ass every day.
Besides that ass, Ines is fucking gross. She’s seen more Mexican dicks than Sanchez.
haha about time Kmarko, he shows up to work again and destroys KFC..
Since all 3 of these broads have at one point been affiliated with the Jets they most likely have an inflated ego and often delusional sense of reality which makes marriage a tough proposition. Nothing like spending the rest of your life with a chick who thinks she wins Wife Of The Year every single year because she cleaned the house and made a great dinner Week 2 of the marriage then let everything fall to shit.
easiest MFK yet
White Pussy = Balanced
Asian Pussy = Tightest
Latin Pussy = Tastiest
Black Pussy = Warmest
I don’t normally go down this road, but KFC and Kmarko should ask for a fucking raise. El Pres has his head so far up his ass. Serious question, do people go to Barstool because it’s so awesome or because their lives are so boring and shitty that they’ll take anything?
BSSNY is clearly because of the first reason, BSSBoston used to be…
And don’t even get me started on Stoolala….kill yourself.
sorry for the rant…I had to…carry on…
you can’t marry Ines because that ass is great now but in 20 years it’ll be like she’s walking around with two bean bags on her hamstrings.
StoolLALA #1, NYC #2 BOS #3
Harry Doyle it happens
I actually kissed Sterger about a year an a half ago… She felt bad and puckered me on the lips at an UES bar when we were hanging with mutual friends… So technically I have sucked Brett Favre off?
Harry Doyle says:
December 14, 2010 at 2:00 pm
I come here for reason number one and go to the other sites because of reason 2. What the fuck else am I supposed to do I’m an unemployed alcoholic
Blackpussy…..
BD I never hate on you but if you think Stoollala is #1 because you creep on chicks and try to fuck Jenna you’re an idiot. I know it’s nice to feel wanted but you’re a fag over there.
The only legit thing about that site is the comments of 2 or 3 people. Not even worth reading the actual blogs.
I miss the days of DTNGML, detox, farts, the viking, bradymancrush, etc. :(
Harry Doyle, to each their own, i rather try to fuck Jenna, then try to lick KFC, Kmakro or ELpres’s irish peckers
99% of the commentors over there are fucking funny as fuck, you should comment too and join the LALA revoultion
No one ever said the blogs were fucking gold, but life gives you lemons, you fucking make lemonade son
Harry, you can email them all, i dont as much, but i email detox
The viking is around he is talking about how he loves blackpussy above, he isnt that funny, just a lonely cowboys fan
youwillnevergetthis says:
December 14, 2010 at 2:11 pm
That’s what I mean. Pres thinks he’s blowing shit up and basically he used to be cool, got his following, now we’re all such depressed, degenerate human beings that we have nothing better to do but click on his websites 1000 times a day.
Sorry you’re unemployed. Not sorry about the alcohol thing though…jealous actually.
BlackDude says:
December 14, 2010 at 2:16 pm
No one ever said the blogs were fucking gold, but life gives you lemons, you fucking make lemonade son
haha wtf BD? Preaching Son
and i would let Sainz shit all over my face, with an ass like that, you would have to
and Viking isn’t the only lonely cowboy fan living in NY add me to that list
youwillnevergetthis
that is what i do all day, btw , not sure why but i am craving some cinammon toast crunch right now, and oh yeah , the Viking is from Boston bro, also a yankees fan, bascially he liked all the dynasties of the 90′s, fucking captain bandwagon
pretty sure he is a bulls fan too
No I hate basketball. The entire sport could fall into the ocean, where I know they would surely drown.
See what I did there?
Heyooooooo
PS: I don’t live in Boston I live in the woods in NH. I could never live in any city.
PPS: Cinnamon toast crunch is fucking awesome.
Kill Sterger for obvious reasons, Marry rhoda b/c she’s not the other two, but have got to fuck Ines b/c latino chicks are insane in bed and I wouldn’t want to listen to her annoying spanglish everday
that is why i love The – Viking, knows that i am right and admits it without admitting it, haha, yes i want some now, about to run to CVS and pick up one of little bowls, but then again not to feed sterotypes, i am fucking lazy to get one, oh well
BTW NH is a fun state, if your a fucking hick
a couple of firsts here- kmarko made me laugh and I agree with the Viking- I hate the NBA and cinnamon toast crunch is the balls
I am a fucking hick. I have a pickup, a gun rack and everything. My Dog is black. Does that count?
That little bowl ain’t gonna be enough man, you’re going to get that (or get some fat white chick to bring some to you) and you’re only going to want more after. Tell Chrystal to bring a whole box.
Belichick4pres , hey douche, i cant comment on the boston site because elperezhitlondente banned me, so fuck you asshole, cant reply to you, hope everything is good with you, can you go and fetch me some Cereal
HAHA i knew you were a fucking hick, do you have a George Bush sticker on your truck too? I bet you rock cameo clothes at home. Hicks have more fat white chicks then blackdudes, fact
No GWB sticker but I do have an Anti Obama one. And a bunch of my military stickers. I do rock Camo occasionally but usually just when I am going out hunting.
And my Wife is thin. I only got room for one fatty in my bed. Me.
The-Viking
nice not bad
blackdude, you are sorley missed on the boston site, you gave us that street cred that only a blackdude can.
that sucks that you got banned, I thought you actually got a job and became a contributing member to society, silly me
Like everything else, Sanchez is in over his head. . . .
you need to make a fuck all of them button
olgreg – def, with optional positions…
Can you put in an option for Fuck/Kill (in no particular order) just for Sterger?
rhodas eyebrows are thicker than my dick, fucking gross