Official Police sketch of the “John Doe Duffel Bag” Serial Killer:

Actual John Doe Duffel Bag Serial Killer:

NY Post – The killing spree started in July, when Mohamed Gebeli, 65, was found dead in his Bay Ridge clothing shop. Isaac Kadare, 59, was found shot to death in his 99-cent store in Bensonhurst just over a month later. All three were shot with the same .22-caliber weapon, police said. Perrone — whom cops dubbed “John Doe Duffel Bag” after the luggage he was seen toting in surveillance footage near the scene of last Friday’s murder — was busted after a Bay Ridge pharmacy employee recognized him as a regular, law-enforcement sources said. The footage marked a break in the case for investigators. “He went to the wrong place. He stuck out on the video,” a law-enforcement source said, noting Perrone was one of the few white people caught on camera. Perrone confessed to the murders only after talking to someone he thought was a CIA agent, law-enforcement sources said

Nailed it!

When you’re a sketch artist and you come up with what looks like Drake with sunglasses:

And the real perp ends up being the principal from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:

It might be time to find a new day job.