Maybe New York City Was Murder Free On Monday Because They’ve Got This Top Notch Sketch Artist On The Force
Official Police sketch of the “John Doe Duffel Bag” Serial Killer:
Actual John Doe Duffel Bag Serial Killer:
NY Post – The killing spree started in July, when Mohamed Gebeli, 65, was found dead in his Bay Ridge clothing shop. Isaac Kadare, 59, was found shot to death in his 99-cent store in Bensonhurst just over a month later. All three were shot with the same .22-caliber weapon, police said. Perrone — whom cops dubbed “John Doe Duffel Bag” after the luggage he was seen toting in surveillance footage near the scene of last Friday’s murder — was busted after a Bay Ridge pharmacy employee recognized him as a regular, law-enforcement sources said. The footage marked a break in the case for investigators. “He went to the wrong place. He stuck out on the video,” a law-enforcement source said, noting Perrone was one of the few white people caught on camera. Perrone confessed to the murders only after talking to someone he thought was a CIA agent, law-enforcement sources said
When you’re a sketch artist and you come up with what looks like Drake with sunglasses:
And the real perp ends up being the principal from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:
It might be time to find a new day job.