Melky Suspended 50 Games For Testing Positive For PEDs

Seems a little more reasonable now, right?
This is exactly what I was describing with the Scrabble Cheater this morning. I don’t blame Melky one bit. Dude was on the verge of fading into bolivian. Cashman broke him and his lover Cano up. He was floating around in obscurity. Might as well just roll the dice and see what happens. Hey at the very least you’ll go to your grave an All Star Game MVP. That probably never would have happened. So if he didn’t juice, his Major League career probably winds down to nothing and he returns to somewhere in the Caribbean playing ball in the streets with a milk carton for a glove. Now he’ll probably do the same but at least he had a few moments of glory.
Snake it til you make it/get caught if you would have sucked without snaking it in the first place.

it’s all so obvious now….Melky was always a decent benchplayer spot starter for the Yanks…then he leaves and he’s all of a sudden a fucking hits leader?? FOR SURE NOT
Fading into bolivian. Incredible.
^^ do we have another “smart guy” thinking he caught a mistake? or is he loving the reference?? hard to tell
There can only be one M. Cabrera
I think he is referencing Tyson @thisisjoelrobinson…dickhead
he thinks he caught a mistake, fucking dork
He’s from the DR not Bolivia, holy fuck. At least thisisjoelrobinson gets it.
You can take the player out of NY but you can’t take the Yankee out of the player. HGH Andy, Clemens, ARod, Knoblauch, Stanton, and on and on and on…it’s embarrassing.
fireosgood you’re retarded
At least he owned up to it, unlike that pussy Braun.
@joelrobinson-you’re stupid if you’re serious about the mistake.
thats like 3 bolivia references the last few days, and new guys still think its a mistake
Pedro..I probably have a 20,000 word vocabulary. I’ll match wits with anyone on the Barstool comments section.
Fireosgood coming in HOT!! Dude’s such a hardo. Start the list, because I don’t believe you.
englewood: I guess the only Tyson quotes you know are the ones that are shoved down your throat in every other blog…but hey at least your comments follow the barstool formula, you squid. I’m still waiting for your P.S., bro.
fireosgood has chlamydia
new guys not understanding the “bolivian” reference. take a lap.
typical New York perspective on baseball. you’re a dipshit.