KFC,

Is this the worlds best dad?  This kid was doing cartwheels on MetroNorth.

Eric

Looks like that leash is really getting the job done, huh Pops? Dude is just hanging onto that thread like its a goddam balloon. Or maybe he’s out flying a kite. Oh no wait, its his rock climbing son wreaking havoc on the Metro North. I just paid 15 fucking dollars for a one way fare because I had to buy the ticket on the train, and now I’ve got this little son of a bitch making base camp on top of one of the 4-sets of seats. Those seats are prime real estate bro. Get the fuck out of here. I hope he falls off that perch and a bloodbath ensues.

You wanna treat the train like a jungle gym? Head over to Penn Station and the LIRR. Keep that riff raff off of my Metro North.