Shania Twain

Carrie Underwood

Taylor Swift

Total Number of Votes: 7850


Tough one.  We got the old, the new, and the in-between.

I’m going to fuck Taylor, marry Shania, and Kill Carrie.  Shania’s got the charm, probably a great cook, and still has a rocking body at however old she is.  I could never stay with Taylor, but if you think I’m passing up the chance to get after that holy gap in her legs you’re out of your mind.  So pure. Need it.  See ya Carrie, ask Fisher how the playoffs went.