MFK Mondays – Best Hollywood Sex Scenes
Wild Things
Unfaithful
Black Swan
Alright so just think of this as voting #1, #2 and #2. Marry = best, fuck = 2nd best, Kill = 3rd best.
Wild Things will always have the top spot for me when it comes to sex scenes in a movie. Denise Richards and her giant fake tits. Neve Campbell back when she was the hotness. Champagne being poured on tits. Its probably better than 90% of the pornos I watch. My life is basically defined as Before Wild Things Threesome and After. Pivotal moment in my life. That gets the #1/Marry vote.
Unfaithful vs Black Swan is a tough one. On the one hand, Diane Lane is such a sexy fuckin slut in Unfaithful it actually makes my dick hurt. On the other hand, Black Swan had an unprecedented lesbian scene between two of the hottest, most well established movie stars today. You never see that shit. I was waiting on the edge of my seat for that shit to hit the internet. Then you throw in some solo masturbation scenes from Natalie Portman and you’re looking at a pretty serious threat for the #2 spot.
I think overall though Unfaithful edges out Black Swan. Diane Lane is just such a whore its unreal. Getting railed all over town. Going to the bathroom on the Metro North to clean herself up with a napkin. The sex in the hallway. Its just downright filthy. So I think I’m going Fuck/#2 with Unfaithful and coming in a VERY respectable third place is Kill/#3 Black Swan. This is like the Silver and Bronze medal being seperated by .000001 seconds
What about 9 1/2 weeks?
how is halle berrys scene from monsters ball not on this list…? Blasphemy
Because she’s black
KFC have you seen Caligula?
Because if not I just gave you a chance to define your life as pre-Caligula and post-Caligula.
^this guy
Yeaaaah, I’m gonna head to the bathroom real quick.
Best MFK yet.
Agree with Monster Ball that scene definitely belonged on this list. always got the pool scene in Showgirls too that chick was hot whatever happened to her?
What about the one from Deliverance in the woods?
how did the kevin bacon scene in “Sleepers” make this list? da fuck bro really?
didn’t*
theres some movie where ethan hawke rails the shit out of angelina jolie back before she became an emaciated Ethiopian hoarder, can’t remember it for the life of me and im too lazy to imdb it, but it was pretty solid
the pool fucking scene from Showgirls is awesome. Made Jesse Spano look like the whore she is.
@5MinuteMajor — 9 1/2 weeks? What are you 50?
You forgot Dro Man’s home sex tape.
Wild Things is hot, but there’s no nudity. That has to knock it down a peg. Unfaithful gets the top slot in my book because, as you said KFC, Diane Lane is such a god damned slut in it. Plus nudity. Here’s a better video of at least the first half of the video from Unfaithful above and other hot clip:
http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?video=dianelane_unfaithfulclipHD
http://www.joblo.com/video/player.php?video=dianelane_unfaithful
Black Swan gets the 2 slot for that ridiculously hot lesbian scene with 2 major Hollywood stars eating each other out.
basic instinct
what about the movie where zoe saldana fingers mila kunis in the library? 100 times hotter than black swan. black swan sucked on every level.
Original Sin-Jolie/Banderas good shit
is this some sort of dubious scheme to see how many readers at the stool are 16 year old virgins? really?