MFK Mondays – Grammy Smokes
Rihanna
Katy Perry
Taylor Swift
Last night the Grammys were dominated by fat chicks. It was Kelly Clarkson and Miranda Lambert and Adele wearing a tablecloth everywhere you looked. At one point it was honestly hard to find a woman to objectify and speak about sexually. Thank God for that slut Rihanna, Funbags Perry and Taylor Swift and her newly purchased tits. You could probably swap out Carrie Underwood for one of these chicks but these are the three we’re gonna go with. Who ya got?
Ordinarily I kill Rihanna. Her head is so gigantic. That forehead is like the size of an Arena League Football field. Plus she’s a trashbag who’s had Chris Brown run through her. And in the past she’s had that thick black girl body. But it looks like she’s done enough cocaine to kill a small nation and now she’s basically just a skinny tan slut. Thats hard to turn down for a “Fuck” when you’re doing Marry Fuck Kill.
I gotta kill Taylor Swift. She’s a notorious prude, very annoying, and the last thing I’d wanna do is give her material for another song after I smash her out on a one night stand. Even with her new fake tits, she just can’t win me over. Especially when he fake boobs don’t even hold a candle to Katy Perry’s bombs.
Gotta marry those tits. And I’m not even a big tits guy. But those bombs in that dress did something special for me. I was literally speechless when I saw her in that get up. She’s a little bit wacky for sure. But thats all the better – you definitely want your wife to be weird and kinky in bed. Got a whole lifetime of fucking to try to keep interesting. Marry her and her gigantic tits and bank account.
If anyone doesn’t kill Taylor Swift, they should just mail their resume to Big Cat, because they’re about as stupid as Neil…
I’d kill Rhianna and Taylor Swift just to fuck Katy Perry
thats literally a no brainer. the stats wont lie
Why does it say Merry instead of Marry?
FKK
easiest MFK in the history of MFKs – M- KP F – rihanna K-swift
Taylor Swift is to pretty what Kate Upton is to skinny
Kill Rhianna – she’s too dark for me. Marry Katy – just look at those bombs. Fuck Ms. Swift – unlike you KFC, I want to be in a song.
Spot on MFK, those tits could solve world peace
why is taylor swift on here? clearly not a smoke
The things I would do to Carrie Underwood are illegal in 90% of the world
I may be of the unpopular opinion here, but I’m killing Rihanna and fucking T-Swift. I feel like Rihanna has taken steps backwards (plus Chris Brown) and T-Swift will put me in a song.
Make KP do all of the chores naked, violently fuck every hole on Rihannas body, lynch tar and feather T Swift
I’m fucking Rihanna, but I could’ve easily killed her for singing “Shine Bright Like a Diamond.” Flat out terrible.
Can I just kill all 3?
pop tswifts cherry, strangle the dirty whore rihanna, and bang perry on the regular
When are you guys going to start KKC?……..Kill, Kill, Chain up in my basement
Having Taylor Swift on this instead of Carrie Underwood takes away a lot of your credibility as far as smut goes.
you HAVE to kill Rihanna, no matter how annoying Taylor Swift is.
Britney Spears + Christina + Jessica Simpson > Swift + Rihanna + Katy Perry
Rhianna’s face looks like it got beaten with a bag of quarters… oh wait.
100% kill Rhianna. You can land a plane on her fivehead like it’s Logan Airport. No thanks.
@jellytime, you clearly haven’t seen christina or jessica simpson lately if you really think that
Wet blanket Taylor Swift seems like the submissive type, at least outside of the bedroom. You work on that, while killing the shit out of crazy ass Rihanna. She’s so ugly and liable to kill you at any moment.
I’m talking about primes, should have made that more clear. this crop of top tier singers are mediocre at best
Gotta be somewhat of a challenge. Way too easy KFC. Alicia Keys, Katy Perry and Rihanna.. Now a challenge. Im killing Rihanna
I would beat that idiot slut Rihanna to death with my cellphone, split Swift in half with my dick, and marry Katy Perry.
now if Carrie were in the mix, I’d be fucking her and killing either Taylor or Rihanna.
Carrie Underwood would be a complete game changer here. Easy to kill Rhianna or Tswift. But Marry/Fuck KP or CW? Tough call
i dont give a shit, I would marry the fuck out taylor swift.
she stirs something in cockles of my bowels
I just want to hate fuck em all and then kill them
The only thing stopping me from marrying those big tits is the fact that she has the possibility of looking like Paula Dean in like 10 years. Marrying Taylor Swift for the win.
marry taylor bc she’s the richest and most docile, fuck the shit out of Katy Perry and her humongous tits, then kill the shit out of Rihanna bc she’s gross
Taylor Swift only likes to make out for hours as per the One Direction gayball
I would kill Rhianna because she is okay, but ehh. Have to marry KP, I mean seriously… was there ever any question. I’m going to go ahead and fuck Swift, mostly because she wouldn’t want to, but those are the rules. The fucking would be nothing normal of course, probably go down on her for like a week straight, have my mail forwarded and shit, just hear her crying and begging me to stop. Follow that up with viagra in a Pez dispenser, just one after another until there was literally nothing left but a quivering pile of flesh. Send her on her way and let her write about that. Oh, and there would be anal… there would be anal.
How could you not fuck T Swift? If you do and never talk to her again you get a song written about you.
Easiest shit ever. F Rihanna because she is obviously an absolute freak in the sheets, and hot black chicks are rare. Katy Perry is a better bone than Taylor Swift, but I marry Taylor and live off her $ for years. Even if she’s a prude, take that $ and bang as many Katy Perry lookalikes you want for years.
Kill them all. Marry Carrie Underwood. Rihanna supposedly gave Chris Brown the herp. Katy Perry married Russ Crowe. Who knows what diseases he carried around from being a heroin addict and fucking everything that moved in the UK. Plus Perry has a mug for a face. Great yams, though. Taylor Swift is as cute as the cheese between my toes.
You guys have got it all wrong. Marry Taylor Swift, because thats the only way your gonna get to fuck her. Fuck the shit out of Katy Perry’s funbags. Obviously kill Rihanna, shoot her in that huge fucking forehead.
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this is legit the easiest MFK… legit has never worked out so perfectly. kill rhianna, marry swift, and fuck perry over and over and over again
i’m gonna go beat off
Marry – Kary Perrt, sucker for big jugs
Kill — Rihanna, I want nothing to do with Chris Brown’s sloppy seconds
Fuck — Taylor Swift, then she will write a song about how I made her get a dozen orgasms.
@BdayUmich — let me guess, you haven’t gotten laid in at least 6 months.
I’d kill Taylor Swift and then forget to have sex with Rihanna and marry Katy Perry because I was enjoying myself too much shooting Taylor Swift in the head.
Heres a game, Salad Toss, Skull-Fuck, Dry-hump.
MFK no matter what I do in the end I’m sure they all die… beat rhi rhi to death cuz she’s used to it, ms swift would be so upset she finnaly got jammed and it was me shed kill herself, tits McGee I Marry but with minimal years of aging before I’d have to preserve that body from time… prob boil water and freeze her in it, if you boil it first it comes out crystal clear