Date: August 2, 2012 – in Miami (Location To Be Announced)

BLOWJOBS GIVEN TO ALL CONFIRMED TWITTER FOLLOWERS WHO ARE OVER 21 WITH ID
***MUST FOLLOW BOTH @SaraJayxxx & @AngelinaCastroX to qualify ***

RULES:

  1. Members of Angelina Castro’s Official Site or Sara Jay’s Official Site as of August 1, 2012 are first in line based on length of membership.
  2. If any member of the Heat or the coaching staff shows up, they are next in line (as long as they are followers!)
  3. Whoever is a follower who shows up in either a ‘I Love Sara Jay’ or ‘Once You Go Hispanic Don’t Panic’ or Sara Jay’s Juicy ‘T.I.T.S’ Tshirt is next in line
  4. Anyone who shows up in a TeamBJNBA Tshirt is next in line
  5. Anyone who shows up in a Miami Heat Official Tshirt or Jersey is next in line
  6. The next order is based on submission of complete paperwork and releases
  7. ANYONE GETTING A BJ MUST CONSENT TO THE EVENT BEING FILMED, STREAMED LIVE and/or SOLD ON A DVD or WEBSITE in the future – NO EXCEPTIONS – Release to be posted here soon
  8. You CAN wear a mask to cover your face to collect your BJ but ONLY if your identity is confirmed beforehand.
  9. YOU MUST HAVE A CONFIRMED TEST FROM TALENT TESTING (at your expense) completed and emailed with a copy of your ID no later than 48 hours before the follower blow off. Information on how to test posted soon.
  10. No admission to the event just to watch.
  11. No filming or picture taking of any kind.
  12. All paperwork (release and test) must be emailed to info@teambjnba.com no later than 48 hours before the event.
  13. We reserve the right to refuse entry for ANY reason, including but not limited to hygene, rude behavior, intoxication or otherwise.
  14. A registered MALE nurse will be on the premises to inspect for hygene.
  15. You FULLY and COMPLETELY will release Sara Jay & Angelina Castro from any claims of any kind arising out of your participation.

*** This is a ONE TIME event. Collect on August 2 in Miami, or don’t collect at all ***
***We reserve the right to change the date, rules & location as needed ***
*** For those that cannot come to the event, it will be streamed live, details to follow how to watch ***

So for those who don’t know the story, these two whores promised to suck all of their follower’s dicks if the Heat won the title. Welp, time to cash in, whores! I don’t know why this struck me the way it did. I guess just seeing the explicit rules of a blow job gang bang listed out is something I’ve never encountered. Like seeing all these different stipulations about what allows you to cut the line is just fascinating. Different t shirts and different professions leading to blow job precedence. Show up in a Heat jersey and you head to the front of the line like you’ve got those Six Flags Flash Passes on the roller coasters. This shit is so well thought out.

You CAN wear a mask but you must first reveal your identity. Am I getting my dick sucked or am I a fucking Marvel superhero? You gotta let some male nurse inspect your dick first? Yea that will make me hard as a rock. This shit is just absolutely absurd. I guess you cant just have hundreds of dudes showing up for a blow-job-athon without having some rules in place though. That would be bedlam. Might lead to a riot.

PS – If you really take the time to get tested a week earlier and wait in line and wear a mask just to get your dick sucked, you are either the most pathetic person I’ve ever met or my new hero.

PPS – How pissed would you be if you were the next guy in line and fucking Eddy Curry shows up and gets to cut in front of you? You got your Lucha Libre mask on. You’re fluffing yourself. You’re next in line like Ralphie getting to go see Santa in A Christmas Story. And fat ass Eddy Curry strolls in and gets his dick sucked before you.