Michelle Beadle Loves The Monkey Dick
Whether its Aaron Rodgers or Clay Matthews or this statue monkey rocking a howitzer, its clear Michelle Beadle has a one track mind dedicated to the dick.
I’ll be honest, Michelle Beadle never really used to light my fire. But I saw her on Boomer and Carton recently and she kinda won me over. Seems like a cool chick who doesn’t really give a shit about what anyone else has to say. Might be the type of girl to troll the ESPYs looking for dick, or maybe shes not. But either way she doesn’t care if people say she does. I respect that attitude. Like she wouldn’t be embarrassed if she banged me and the whole world found out about it.
Beads, so hot right now, beads.
Beads is into Dana Jacobson?
Sloppy seconds to Matthew Barnaby is not a place I want to be.
Then again, I am in love with the Beads. So yeah, I’d hit her with some precum….
she looks like that sloppy bitch “smokeshow” that you had bartending at Mad River last night. I ordered a SoCo on the rocks, she asked me what that is, i slapped her and asked if she was joking, she said ‘nevermind ill google it’. next thursday you better have bartenders that are actually hot and dont have down syndrome.
She looks like Moose Johnson with long blonde hair. That must make the monkey Michael Irvin. I’d still hit it though
Those sunglasses fit her face wonderfully.
“Touch it, love it, lieber mein monkey”
Anal Queen. Fact.