Whether its Aaron Rodgers or Clay Matthews or this statue monkey rocking a howitzer, its clear Michelle Beadle has a one track mind dedicated to the dick.

I’ll be honest, Michelle Beadle never really used to light my fire. But I saw her on Boomer and Carton recently and she kinda won me over. Seems like a cool chick who doesn’t really give a shit about what anyone else has to say. Might be the type of girl to troll the ESPYs looking for dick, or maybe shes not. But either way she doesn’t care if people say she does. I respect that attitude. Like she wouldn’t be embarrassed if she banged me and the whole world found out about it.