More KFC Twitter Beef: Midas Whale Wars
Well you knew this was gonna happen, folks. You knew someone from the Definitive List of Stupid People on Twitter was gonna track down your boy KFC. It just so happens that the gentleman who found me was from the “Midas Whale” camp. Also it turns out he’s the most militant black man in the world and he absolutely hates my guts now:
Sooooo. That escalated quickly. What started out as as funny blog about stupid people confusing common euphemisms ended with Holocaust pictures. I’m pretty sure this guy thinks that all white people are Jewish, hence his confusion. But he’s also the type of dude who says Midas Whale so there is undoubtedly all sorts of confusion going on. At any rate, its probably gonna result in a full blown unintentional race war that will make KFC vs. the Hondos look like some friendly banter. So, follow along with @KFCBarstool to enjoy the twitter fun.
PS – The original blog was inspired by my childhood buddy the Big Weez who always goes on retweet rampages when people say stupid shit on twitter. Apparently that was @FanSince09‘s shtick. Lotta people been shouting him out after they saw the blog, so kudos to him for bringing these gems to light.
ya nugga, wtf we juz be murderin rapin and robbin white women becuze we bein silly, we know how to spell!
This is gonna be fun…
Wow, he pulled out the race card awfully fast there. How is pointing out spelling/grammar errors “exploiting black people”?…what a crock of shit.
black on joo crime
Weird I couldn’t find his LinkedIn page.
jus to be clear n shit dis hoe @i_am_mace aint me, i cear that up at my new twitter page @mikeydatrillest
I’m offended cuz I’m polish. Not actually offended but sucks to look at that picture no matter what, at least its in black and white. Anthony Jeselnik couldn’t even pull of a joke with a pic like that in a tweet, never mind some 900 point SAT scoring motherfucker (its outta 2400 know folks). I can’t imagine how much that guy sucks at life but your tweets were funny KFC no doubt.
KFC and his twitter wars has to be one of the best running themes in Barstool
Of COURSE he’s black..
I love how this dude calls you a redneck and a jew and tweets out pictures of the holocaust and then calls you a bigot…double stander for days
1. stupidity is colorblind.
2. sooooo all affirmative action has gotten us retards like this fella and the classy gentlemen featured in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBnlGTz4sRU
KFC, you’re really finding a niche here. Y’know with the race wars.
Lynch him
tell him KFC stands for Kennedy fried chicken and he will think you are black
Gotta love the racism accusation. It’s become the one and only weapon against a rapidly declining African American culture.
Wait, black people spell words incorrectly just to be funny? And here I always just thought they were dumb as shit. My bad.
“You’re exploiting blacks. We spell words differently out of being silly we know how to properly spell” for sure took him 20 minutes with a dixonary by his side.
hitler had some good ideas
How is this guy able to spend so much time on Twitter? He must have had a free period at ITT Tech.
spelling things incorrectly isn’t funny. its fucking retarded. and also: stop lying, you can’t spell correctly mace, next he’ll be trying to tell me he is captain of his highschool swim team.
first time a black guy has hated KFC.
they spell shit to be silly…that’s why Maceo is pronounced Mark
He cleared up the spelling part but do they also mispronounce words on purpose as well? For example “I axed Laquisha if she had a paternity test”? In 30 years I have never once heard the word ASK pronounced correctly.
Midas Whale, bob wire, names with apostrophes and spanish articles in them, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!!! You can’t give a dead bird to a blind kid and you can’t teach silly people how to be literate.
throw the jew down the well is filing adoption papers for this clown as we speak.
KFC running laps around this dumb fuck with those tweets. Fucking perfect.
Hey @mikedatrillest-like anyone gave a shit anyway?
Blindos, Asians, Hondos, Jews, retards… The list of enemies keeps growing.
Hey KFC, I got your back. And by got your back I mean locked safely in my house. Good luck with Crazy Eyed Killah!
He’s already giving up on twitter..Stoolies putting in work
Nigs gon..oh fuck it this gem makes Mikedatrillest look like malcom X
Please use the word dictate in a sentence. “Hey shaniqua how’s my dictate?”
i love his carlton banks look on the outside, but just a typical dark on the in
disappointed that KFC deleted the first comment with his contact information..i only wanna congratulate him on winning the 3rd grade spelling bee last week
Wow, even after all the racist jokes on this site, as a black dude adopted into a Jewish Irish Catholic family, I am about to fuck this kids world up on twitter. Damn, when are these fucking kids going to learn that they are just building holes for us…Damn, Its hard being and educated black dude in America, right Mo?
What a beautiful peice if art should be framed and hung to admire
Nice picture
This war is awesome. It was worth wasting my time to join Twitter just for this
Picture is awesome except Orcas, while they are referred to as killer whales, are not whales. They are Dolphins…but whatever you played this blog by year…it happens
This is literally Godwin’s Law http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law
Damn College blacks
KFC i’m surprised you haven’t been murdered yet…stay in hiding for your safety.
“we spell words differently out of bein silly” or you’re just a dumb mooncricket and don’t have the slightest clue so you sound it out like a second grader would.
This literally might be my favorite barstool blog ever. I fucking love that KFC’s place in life is inciting race wars on twitter, literally nobody better than him at it.
this guy called you a journalist from nyc on twitter, thats the funniest part
spelling horrible doesnt make you stupid,, being a nig does
KFC can’t be racist. Didn’t you see that pic of him will all his homies back in the 90′s?
Definitely looked up properly in the dictionary before he commented. He didn’t even place “spell” before it. “I know how to properly spell.” Wtf?
Soak it in cider?
Hey thanks for blogging about me KFC! It’s nice to see someone other than young colored folks giving me a shout out.