I love the gasp everyone collectively lets out when this midget takes a boot to the chest.  Like it’s all fun and games when the midget is talking shit flashing his midget cock at everybody.  But the second he springs into action to launch his midget attack it’s like you can’t even defend yourself.  I’ll tell you what if a midget in a diaper ever bullrushes me after a big game he’s lucky if he only catches a steel toed boot to the sternum.  That’s how it works.   That’s SEC football.

(Deadspin)