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NY Daily News – There was an outbreak of risque business in SoHo Thursday as a bevy of beauties and boys with buff bodies suddenly began prancing around in their underwear. “I feel like a real woman,” 27-year-old actress Mia Perovetz declared as she raced past startled onlookers clad in hot pink panties and a floral pink bra with lace pink trimming. “This is fun.” Nate Steinwachs looked less certain about the fun part as he marched up Crosby St., relieved he wasn’t wearing tighty-whities. “I am wearing boxers, I got off easy,” the 37-year-old actor said. The sexy stunt was dreamed up and videotaped by filmmaker Jason Stein for an unnamed “international apparel designer and retailer.” Gawkers were encouraged to take pictures. So 40-year-old Nick Gannascoli did just that – with a big grin on his face. “It is like being at the beach but in Manhattan,” he said. “A little beauty never hurt anybody.” Gina Curatolo, a 46-year-old Canadian tourist, said she was not amused. “This is a disgrace,” she said. “Everything has to be taken to the 10th degree.” Jessica Middleton, 57, of San Diego said she was surprised there weren’t more gawkers. “I thought it was a protest where people take their clothes off,” she said. “So then I wondered why was the protest was so small?”

I’m with Gina Curatolo on this one. Shit is disgraceful. I mean look at this cast of characters. I think I could round up some of the homeless from Penn Station and put together a better looking crew of underwear models. What are we working with here: a malnourished Asian front and center. An Amazon Ginger to the left. And in the back right we’ve got the dude rocking the boxers-with-the-cross-trainer-sneakers look like he’s the fuckin MILF Hunter. You ever notice that the MILF Hunter always has his shoes on? I mean don’t get me wrong I love that look but it doesn’t make me wanna buy boxers. Whichever international designer and retailer paid for this campaign needs to get their money back. Or at least holler at KFC. I’m no model but gimme like 50 bucks and I’ll walk around in some tighty whities and I guaranfuckingtee I can bring the heat more than that pixie chinamen in the middle.