margery_tannenbaum

Central Islip – A Long Island mother is accused of posting a sexually suggestive ad on Craigslist urging older men to call a little girl in a twisted case of alleged revenge. Social worker Margery Tannenbaum, of Hauppauge, is facing aggravated harassment and endangering the welfare of a child charges after allegedly giving sex-seeking men a 9-year old child’s name phone number through the online posting. The listing was allegedly posted after Tannenbaum’s fourth grade daughter claimed to have an argument with a 9-year-old classmate from her Smithtown elementary school. Prosecutors say Tannenbaum, 40, then plotted revenge by listing the provocative e-mail address “lacethong23@yahoo.com,” and then giving out the girl’s first name and phone number when she received several responses. According to court documents, the mother of the 9-year-old girl received a call from a man who, upon her answering, asked, “Hey baby, is this [girl's first name]?” When the woman told the man she was her mother, the caller responded: “Oh, hot lady lives with foxy momma!” Said the girl’s mother: “I told him the hot lady you are referring to is 9-years-old.” The caller then hung up, she said.

Well let me start off by saying the obvious – This wildebeest Margery makes Steve Philips’ Mistress look like yesterday’s smokeshow Oksana.  I mean woof. Moving on, does this surprise anyone?  Clearly this bitch Margery has a fat disgusting daughter.  I mean her father could be Brad Pitt and she’s still comin out lookin like a hog.  It’s science.  So fat ugly girl gets tormented by pretty blond bully telling her she looks like a junkyard guard dog and the only boys who will ever like her are the guys who are desperate for a blower from a fat chick with no self esteem etc, etc.  Now granted all of this is true, but as a mother you gotta go to bat for your daughter.  You gotta fight fire with fire, A.K.A. posting a prostitution/whore ad on the internet exposing this this bully bitch for the “lacythong23″ slut that she is.  I’m pretty sure thats in the first chapter of like every motherhood book ever.

And you know what, it worked to fuckin perfection.  I mean the Slut Mother had to field 22 calls from sexpests saying shit like “Oh, hot lady lives with foxy momma!”  Classic.  Although I supposed the ultimate goal was to get this 9 year old fucked by an old man, so maybe perfection is overstating it.