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WENTZVILLE • A mother who was photographed topless in a hot tub with her 14-year-old daughter, who was also topless, has been charged with misdemeanor child endangerment. The image was circulated through social media at two high schools. The 50-year-old woman is not being identified by the Post-Dispatch to protect her daughter’s identity. She could not be reached for comment. The photo was shot with the girl’s phone by her sister, police said. It was taken Nov. 14 in a hot tub at their Wentzville home. According to St. Charles County Prosecutor Tim Lohmar, the mother told authorities she had no idea the image would be circulated, but it was viewed by students at two high schools through Snapchat, a messaging app that allows users to send text, photos and videos that disappear after a few seconds. The woman’s son attends one of the schools and was ridiculed by his classmates because of the photo, authorities said. Lohmar said it was clear that the woman and her daughter had knowingly posed for the photo. Both of them were covering their nipples, but their breasts were exposed, he said. “This is an example of some extremely poor judgment by a parent,” Lohmar said.

Did you hear that? That loud deafening pop?

That was the sound of a St. Louis father/husband blowing his fucking head off.

Can you imagine being that poor bastard? I mean, yes, your wife is probably a kinky little minx if she’s taking naked hot tub photos. That would ordinarily be awesome, except she’s in there with your 14 year old naked daughter, and your other fucking daughter is snapping the picture. Oh and literally everyone in kid in your town has seen it and passed it around. Only thing thats gonna get passed around more than that photo is your actual daughters when those little hoochies hit high school.

If you’re that dude I feel like you have every right to just bail on life. Go find Saul Goodman’s Vacuum Repair Man and wipe your life clean and go start fresh in a fuckin secluded cabin somewhere. You’ve failed in your first life as a father of two slutty daughters and the husband to a hooker wife. The right thing is to probably stick it out and try to right the ship or at least be there as your girls inevitably get knocked up and need your support and shit. But I really couldn’t blame this dude if he just said “Fuck it.” and left his trio of naked broads behind. Poor bastard.