“Monkey Ate My Face” Chick Looks All Better (Graphic Warning!)

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Remember that chick who got her face fucking eaten by that crazy monkey?  Yeah looks like the doctors patched her right up!  Don’t ask me why or how I stumbled on this Oprah interview last night but I really fucking wish I didn’t.  Got like 1 hour of sleep last and woke up in a cold sweat thinking about this shit.  That’s the best they could do?  Seriously?  What did they fucking slab some Flubber on her nose and call it a day?

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» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:05 }

My 3rd wife who blew herself up in the name of allah looked like that

» CptKballs said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:16 }

Thanks dude, that is brutal.

» Woodywoodpecker said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:28 }

Eat shit terrorist, Monkey – 1, Old Lady – 0

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:48 }

Jokeim Noah went on Oprah?

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:12 }

ep’s nose > monkey chicks nose.

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:45 }

can she still suck a dick?

» Stiles said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:06 }

looks like the old dude from Hanibal.

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:13 }

who cares about her face lets see her body !!

» SteakNShake said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:32 }

she looks like how i felt yesterday

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:39 }

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 – 09:11:45 }
can she still suck a dick?

Dude, she has no eyes balls, she’s got 3 holes to fuck…just on her face!

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:56 }

doesn’t she look like the dude from saw?

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:17 }

hannibal > saw comparison

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:54 }

her face with alice goodwins body = not bad.

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:38 }

she looks like she just got hit with a tomato

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:24 }

this is why you don’t own a fucking chimp..and especially give it fucking xanax

what a dumb bitch ( the owner )

» The-Viking said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:37 }

How do you not just kill yourself? I mean, really, what keeps you going if this is your existence? Heated, what keeps you going?

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:09 }

DR. ” you’re all set, time to go home”

chick. “i’m all set? have you seen my face?”

DR. “nobody will ever know”

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:40 }

Viking 1 Heated 0

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:39 }

is that a blurry picture or a blurry face?

» Andre Thomas said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 09:11:55 }

Larry T will wish he looked as good as this bitch when i get done with him.

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:09 }

Tomato Face > Oprah

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:51 }

lets see her whole body !!

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:18 }

i might do that to my own face on xanax

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:23 }

click the fucking link tox…there is a slide show of pics…there’s one of her sitting on a bench with some hot 12yr old, and tomato face has a lamp shade on her head so no one sees her.

Dude she’s stacked! I’d hit it!

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:59 }

click the link that woody provided earlier…or go to any news website

» windycitywoodrow said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:50 }

Dr. Snuffleupagus performed the operation.

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:07 }

http://www.oprah.com/article/oprahshow/20091111-tows-charla-nash-chimp/2

hahahahahahah … she’s wearing a lampshade … hahahahaha

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:52 }

I told you tox. did you check out that hot lil 12yold piece of ass. i do her too, while the lampshade watched. MEEP MEEP

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:40 }

she should pretend she’s a muslim broad, its better than a lampshade.

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:46 }

that’s actually not a bad idea tox.

» windycitywoodrow said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:00 }

All muslim broads look like her.

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:22 }

Tox- what do you think:

San Fran -3 da bears
SFLA +1.5 Rutgers

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:32 }

or atleast get a better lampshade.

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:58 }

san fran, south fla

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:20 }

laid, i need a winner out of you tonight.

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:21 }

so u agree.

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:52 }

yup, i agree. s fla is getting 3 in my book.

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:05 }

Tox,

I just gave you two winners

San Fran -3
SFLA + 1.5

-DTNGML
Menthol

» Yuliqa M-Diq said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:36 }

what book do you go by? USA today’s Sheridan’s Odds = me

» Detox said: { Nov 12, 2009 - 10:11:54 }

sFla+3 = winner

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