Monopoly Replacing One Of Its Pieces With Fan Vote
NEWSER) – Everyone has his or her favorite Monopoly piece … meaning some people are going to be sorely disappointed when the iconic board game loses one of its classic tokens. Monopoly is staging a Facebook contestin which players can vote to save their favorite pieces (refresher: The tokens include a race car, iron, Scottie dog, wheelbarrow, shoe, top hat, thimble, and battleship). Players also vote on which of five potential new pieces will replace the one that is removed: a cat, a toy robot, a diamond ring, a helicopter, or a guitar. After voting ends Feb. 5, a limited-edition version of the game including all of the old and potential new tokens will be released in Target stores, USA Today reports.
Let Monopoly take away the Dog and see what happens. See what fuckin happens. I’ll lose my shit. I was that kid growing up who would sit Indian Style right in the middle of the fucking board if you tried to take the Dog from me. Like fuck you mom! Be the thimble or some shit. But thats exactly whats gonna fucking happen here. This is an internet vote and all the cat freaks from the internet are gonna make sure Scottie Dog gets the boot and a cat replaces it. It will be the most devastating blow the canine family has received in the Dog vs. Cat Popularity Battle since the invention of the litter box. Dog people just lack the internet numbers to compete with these cat freaks. Go ahead and replace the Dog with a Cat, Mr. Monopoly. I’ll play Clue for the rest of my life before I ever play another roll of Monopoly.
The iron absolutely needs to get the fuck off the Monopoly board. Absolutely the worst piece on the board. At least you could stick your pinky in the mini thimble and be like “Ha, I guess thats what a thimble is.” Like nobody since the 1600s have used a thimble so in my mind its an ancient relic. A fucking iron is just an every day appliance. It would be like if a broom or a spatula or a vacuum cleaner was on the board. Stupid. The correct choice is to give The Iron the boot and replace it with a Helicopter.
battleship, car, dog, cannon, wheel barrow, hat, iron, shoe, thimble. in that order.
@animalman fuck yourself – dog, battleship, or cannon, otherwise i’m flat out not playing.
Wheelbarrow needs replaced with a replica of El Prez’s snot box.
all of the new pieces suck….too much detail, make them look like the classic pieces
Battleship is easily the best piece, because it was the only piece that didn’t scream homosexuality.
the blacks will vote for the shoe to be replaced with some jordans.
replace the dumb iron with the helicopter…keep cats as far away from this as possible
Unless your mom let you pull the little metal car in and out of her pussy we don’t want to hear about your great childhood playing board games during family night and shit.
Always surprised that a stack of banded money was never a piece. Ditch the iron.
Ditch the iron…you can use the thimble and the hat to make the man. Oh, BTW, scottie dogs are for homos.
thimble out, segway in
Its battleship and then there is everything else
Assault rifle,Obama,jet ski, barstool astro van
Iron owns all. Btw it’s a Howitzer not a cannon, a la Tom Brady’s baby
Why dont you have Davey Mogul Nose have everyone vote for a Barstool for the new piece?
if they get rid of the thimble or the Iron then women players wont have any pieces they can relate to
Pres, did your family sit around in your yarmulkes playing board games on Fridays when you were a young Shylock hebe?
Battle ship all day every day. Replacement a turkey
What the hell is this world coming to.
Was I the only one whose monopoly came with the money bag?
get rid of the iron…replace it with Snooki.
No ranked list/countdown, KFC? Disappointed with you.