HuffPoA mother and daughter duo who make porn films together are looking for a father-son team willing to join them on camera. Jessica Sexxxton, 56, and her daughter, Monica, 22, have been shooting sex scenes together for the last 18 months for their own self-titled website, sometimes sharing the same partner, but not at the same time — a technicality that keeps their films from being legally considered incest. Now the Tampa, Fla.-based twosome are hoping to take their unorthodox relationship to the next level, with a nationwide search for a real father and son willing to shoot a porn film scene with them. “It’s something we’ve considered for a while,” Jessica Sexxxton told The Huffington Post. “We once dated brothers in real life on and off for a couple of years. They were closer to [Monica's] age, but we haven’t done a father and son in real life or on camera.” Monica already has the scenario for this sordid family affair in mind. “Something like, ‘Hey Dad, my girlfriend’s got a hot mom,’” Monica hypothesized. “But we’d probably cater to the fantasy by having the father have sex with me.”

At first, I was shocked the Sexxxtons┬ástill haven’t checked this off their list. There’s really not a single father/son tandem tearing up porn gash by now? But then I read the fine print and it makes sense – if double-stuffing some slut with your pops is legally incest, then there’s legally no reason to fuck with him. Listen, I’m not saying I want to lay some pipe with my dad. All I’m saying is, if it’s gonna go down, we’re gonna bond over an Eiffel Tower high-five. Seems like that’d be the right way to bust a nut with the man who taught you how to throw, change a tire & disrespect women like your ungrateful whore mother. If all the law allows us to do is pump Jess & Monica Sexxxton next to each other though, then I’m out. That’d be weird.