Just like our Spideman proposal last week, I don’t have a problem with the idea surrounding this reenactment, just the execution. Like personally if I’m doing a Jurassic Park reenactment for my wedding proposal, I’m obviously going with the “Clever Girl” scene. One of the most notable scenes in movies history. I promise you if you walk up to anyone on the street right now and say “Clever Girl” in a British or Australian accent they will automatically say Jurassic Park. I just tweeted it to prove a point and I think I got roughly 10,000 responses in a minute
Aside from the fucking creeps who responded Silence of the Lambs, 99% of the population under 40 years old will automatically think of Jurassic Park. Which is hilarious, if you think about it. Its one of the most obscure, random scenes in movie history. We’re not talking about “Here’s lookin at you kid” or “May the Force be with you” or “You talkin to me?” or any other classic screenplay genius. We’re talking about a dinosaur hunter’s famous last words in a fictional movie about dino-cloning. Just classic how that line stuck.
So anyway, yea, what I’d do is enlist the help of one of my buddies to distract her in the bushes while I attack her from the side. She drops “clever girl” and then I propose and give her a sloppy makeout like I’m a velociraptor eating her face. If that doesn’t scream romance I don’t know what does.
PS – I’m now receiving non stop “Bro? Cmon? Seriously” Step you your movie trivia game!” tweets. I did it to prove a point you dicks. But I guess I made my bed on this one. Metaphorically made my bad, that is. Because making your bed in real life is still for the fucking birds.