Wow! To say the Revenge finale blew my mind last night would be an understatement. Because I literally feel like it blew my dick. I feel like Emily and Victoria and even Nolan a little bit sucked my dick for an hour straight last night. Sure the blue balls they left me with that cliffhanger at the end was tough, but that was to be expected. Gotta leave me coming back for more. There was so many different questions from this season I didn’t think there was anyway the finale would be satisfying. But I was wrong. We had twists and turns. Deaths. Revelations. It was a roller coaster, folks. You ever get off a roller coaster with a raging erection? No? Thats because you don’t watch Revenge.
Before all the haters start saying I’m a faggot and that Revenge is only for girls let me just state that this show is unequivocally not a chick flick. Its about a corrupt multinational corporation that framed someone for a terrorist attack they funded, had him murdered in prison, and now his daughter has returned 10 years later and is picking off everyone associated with his death and cover up one by one. Does that sound like a chick flick to you? For sure not. If the lead role in Revenge was David Clark’s son and not his daughter this would a smash hit series on Fox that dudes would love. But its his daughter so its perceived as a chick show. I’m man enough to watch a strong female character. I’m man enough to know that a good story includes love and lust and some of that girly shit. The show is fire and if you think otherwise then you have a big dump in your pants.
Now Let It Play!