My Dick Is Still Hard From Last Nights Finale Of Revenge
Wow! To say the Revenge finale blew my mind last night would be an understatement. Because I literally feel like it blew my dick. I feel like Emily and Victoria and even Nolan a little bit sucked my dick for an hour straight last night. Sure the blue balls they left me with that cliffhanger at the end was tough, but that was to be expected. Gotta leave me coming back for more. There was so many different questions from this season I didn’t think there was anyway the finale would be satisfying. But I was wrong. We had twists and turns. Deaths. Revelations. It was a roller coaster, folks. You ever get off a roller coaster with a raging erection? No? Thats because you don’t watch Revenge.
Before all the haters start saying I’m a faggot and that Revenge is only for girls let me just state that this show is unequivocally not a chick flick. Its about a corrupt multinational corporation that framed someone for a terrorist attack they funded, had him murdered in prison, and now his daughter has returned 10 years later and is picking off everyone associated with his death and cover up one by one. Does that sound like a chick flick to you? For sure not. If the lead role in Revenge was David Clark’s son and not his daughter this would a smash hit series on Fox that dudes would love. But its his daughter so its perceived as a chick show. I’m man enough to watch a strong female character. I’m man enough to know that a good story includes love and lust and some of that girly shit. The show is fire and if you think otherwise then you have a big dump in your pants.
Now Let It Play!
Just because a woman plays the main character, doesn’t mean it’s only for chicks. It’s not fucking Sex and the City or something like that. I started watching this after you and Pres wouldn’t shut up about it and it’s actually good
Homo
Change your name to Presfan26
what the fuck is revenge?
Fag
stop getting all defensive about watching chick shows, just embrace it and take the heat if you’re that proud
Based on the title and the sneak peeks I saw for this show, I made an easy decision to not waste my time with the show. That’s not to say it’s not a good show, but at what point were you like, “Fuck it, I’ll give Revenge a shot?” Glad that choice ended up making your dick hard though. I don’t think that’s saying much, however, I still get boners watching cartoons.
It’s not a chick show, it’s just not that interesting. And getting yourself this worked up about such a mediocre show is definitely chick-esque.
Anyone who doesn’t watch revenge may have a case of the gays. Charlotte drips sex, Conrad’s mistress is a 9, Victoria can still get it, Emily gets hotter every show and Ashley gives off this vibe that makes any hetero male viewer want to hate fuck her.
that last 10 min was as massive a sequence u will ever see on television…period, end of discussion show is absolute tv cocaine
I feel like I watch too much television, and I’ve never heard of this show.
besides KFC admitting to switching to tampax in his rant, its unfortunately the only decent show on public tv if you despise and hate reality tv crap.
Revenge is the shizznit. Can’t be a casual fan with this or you won’t get it. I think thats where people dont get into it because if you haven’t seen it from the start you’ll be lost.
What fuckin channel is this on? I’ve never even heard of it
“if you think otherwise then you have a big dump in your pants.” Best argument ever.
@sacamp01 I was definitely with you. I caught the 2nd episode when my night out was rained out and nothing else was on TV. I got sucked in and I love the show. it’s the same thing that Lost did to me. on another note, I have a Florence + the Machine in my collection now.