I’ll be perfectly honest, I’m terrified of wacky ass concerts like Electric Zoo. I don’t even really know what Electric Zoo is but I could have guessed that shit like this goes down there. Just a bunch of maniacs rolling on ecstasy with their dick and balls flopping in the wind disregarding the normal boundaries of human life. You see when the crowd erupts after security guards take that dude down? Its like Lord of the fucking Flies. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a pig’s head on a stake in the middle of the crowd.

All I know is that this guy has some serious fucking gumption no? Look at this face:

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That is the face of bravado! Straight braggadocio! Someone get this man a ticket to Back To Stool ASAP!

I’m just joking please keep this man as far away from me as possible.

~ thanks to Fordham Prep Jon for the video