What is the name of the Funke family band? #ADtrivia
2nd to last day of @arresteddev trivia at 2pm Giving away 3 more shirts from @lexhed. Answer correctly followed by "@kfcbarstool #ADtrivia"
@joshwolfcomedy good stuff, how should we get in contact with you?
@joshwolfcomedy Me and El Pres are filming a weekly show recapping all the stories blogged on the Stool. Looking for guests. Any interest?
He's come a long since being the "choke artist" who "couldn't win" RT @thekostos: Is LeBron the best closer in sports?
Hey bro why don’t you take it down a level or 12? You cured cancer. Not like you got called as the next contestant on The Price Is Right. Dude’s acting like Bob Barker just showed him the Plinko board or “A NEW CAR!”
Calm down junior. Act like you’ve cured cancer before bro. And cut that hair.
PS – Even those other two nerds on stage are like “Calm the fuck down, nerd.”
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Holy shit batman chill the fuck out…
I would assume his childhood dreams also consisted of Einstein 69′ing Stephen Hawkings. OR getting Bukakkeed by Bill Nye the Science Guy.
all the brains and money in the world will still never get a girl to take away his virginity.
I bet if you blindfolded that kid and put him inside a locker he could tell you the make and model.
Somebody needs to tell him to close his fucking mouth. Looks like he won the award by creating an extra chromosome for himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRuuF-5ZST8
^Yea except for life half the worlds women who have family members who have died or are dying from cancer. #1 You’re a barstool troll so you probably have gotten as much pussy as this kid. #2 Kid is flamboyantly gay so he probly just wants some D. #3 You’re a pussy
So, when he gets super excited, he loses the ability to close his mouth?? That should make him a pretty popular dude among his fellow gayboys…
someone should clue his parents in that he’s going to be very, very, VERY openly gay in the near future.
He needs to come up with the cure for the gay.
i wonder if his dad beat him after this? if i ran up on stage in public like that you bet your ass my dad would beat me
music ftw
Slow clap on overall quality of comment section for this one…multiple winners…@Numero Two is a personal favorite
Meanwhile this kid just took home $75K. You can bang Landry Fields’ girlfriend with that kind of cash. Or, in the case of this kid, you can get anally destroyed by Landry Fields with that kind of cash.
Numero Two A+
I’ll tell you what, thank God for fucking weirdos like this kid. Sure he is a little awkward and his mouth hangs wide open when he gets excited. Sure he is one lunar cycle away from announcing his homosexuality to the world. None of that matters. Oddballs like this kid are exactly the type of people that will cure your cancer someday if you are unlucky enough to develop it. He is almost like a gay, autistic, poor man’s Ashton Kutcher version of a super hero. Do your thing, bro.
PS- I’d rather spawn a kid like this any day over producing a child that even remotely resembles those little pukes that heckled the old granny. The only thing that kids like that are good at is taking meds for their ADD, killing zombies on Xbox, and living at home with their parents after they finish their 6 year stint at Plymouth State.
This kid loves the taste of penis
this kid is so gay he’s about to burst into flames
Kid just accomplished and made more money than all of you combined, congrats you’re all fags.
At least we know where GayStoolie has been and why he hasn’t been commenting lately
osandbohs83 do you fall into the gay category or nerd category? or both?
That kid 100% loves the cock. Clancy u should hit him up
both, I love d and books darknight… go read a comic book or something bro