New Dikembe Mutombo GEICO Commercial Kills It
I was on a little advertisement critique earlier today talking about the AT&T commercials with the kids and the Asian family with Kevin Durant and I just saw this Dikembe spot so I figured I’d weigh in on this too. I’ll be perfectly honest, I hated the “Happier than a…” commercial series from GEICO. The Happier Than Gallagher At A Fruit Market and Happier Than A Witch In A Broom Factory were awful. But the Eddie Money one kinda redeemed it, and then they just came over the top with Dikembe. I don’t know if you know this about me, but a surefire way to get me to like absolutely anything is to include Dikembe Mutombo. Especially in a generic NBA jersey like that. 10/10.
I am now positive that he played the voice of Rafiki in The Lion King
Completely agree with you. Deke is one of the most likable basketball players ever. He just never lost that foreign innocence.
giggled like a little bitch
“Now, who wants to sex Mutombo?”
Not sure which one is better the toll booth change swat or the asian cereal rejection.
if you didn’t laugh at this, you have no soul
http://twoeightninetshirts.tumblr.com/post/3604062943/wwtsm
that little kid really needed to turn to the camera and say “gotta have my pops”. But in hindsight that is a really strange incest thing to say.
Funniest commercial ive seen in a long, long time. The bodybuilder crossing guard Geico one was also good, but doesnt touch this
SOMEBODY LEFT THE GATE OOPENNNNNNNNNNNN
Dikembe is easily made of AIDS. No chance he’s blocking that shit.
go to move every time I block a bounce in beirut
I think that the whole “happier than a ____ in a ____” series with the “witty” banjo strumming hipsters was one of the worst ad campaigns in the past decade. Including the Eddie Money ad. Nothing funny or entertaining about it. I’m not sure who came up with the idea but they are either the least humorous person in the world or a closet genius for making such a shitty ad that gets people talking. Now that I think about it I hate all insurance commercials. The Aflac duck, Flo, Discount double check, every Allstate ad ever created. Side note: is the “that’s allstates stand” black guy with the deep voice the same guy who plays the CIA director in homeland? Why can’t the insurance companies hire the same agencies that create beer commercials. Those stick out in my mind and also have the added benefit of not making me viscerally angry and regretting the fact that I have a tv
Jesus Christ 1234.. Cool your fucking jets. We get it, you hate insurance commercials. We don’t need another Jerry Thorton on Barstool.
Jess Green in a commercial buying handbra and thong insurance would get watched all day.
Thankful my parents let me buy the dikemebe Adidas sneakers when I was in the 6th grade. I would kill for an adult pair.
Best Mutombo Story: Guy I work with was at a bar near Georgetown when Mutombo went there; he said when Dikembe entered the bar he stood there and announced : SO… WHO WANTS TO TAKE DIKEMBE HOME TONIGHT in that african raspy ass voice of his… and girls would just flock to him, everytime.
The voice of Satan never sounded like loveable
The body builder in traffic commercial is absolutely hysterical.
Commercials aren’t supposed to be “good” for the most part. They are made to be catchy and get stuck in your head. Obviously mission accomplished since 1234 just rattled off a ton.
As I type this Rodgers and Discount Double Check just came on….HEY RODGERS! (followed by quick head nod)
I will say Kay Jewelers ads make me want to drown puppies though.
@justwords Did Deke ever go home with your freind???
@justwords….no
Chicks must see it as some sort of challenge to see if they can fit that fucking anaconda-cock inside their little slits.