New England Chick Makes Fun Of Torrey Smith’s Brother, Internet World Explodes
I’m not gonna sit here and bash this trash bag chick for making jokes about someone’s brother who died this weekend. As someone who pushes the envelope with humor, that would be hypocritical. Obviously it wasn’t funny but as a Barstool blogger I can’t get on her for saying offensive shit.
But what I can do is make fun of her for being the girl that everyone hates. She’s the chick who 1) Pretends to be a die hard sports fan and 2) Tries to be funny. Those are absolutely the two worst traits a girl can have, aside from being fat. Girls are not funny and they’re not real sports fans. Period. Any time they try to pretend they are, bad shit happens. You can enjoy the game at the bar with everyone else, just don’t try to pretend you think sports are as important as us guys do. And make all the jokes you want in your head, but keep them to yourself. Because I guarantee they’re not funny. God gave you the power of the pussy in exchange for humor. Probably a solid trade off. Just recognize it and act accordingly.
PS – I don’t know who’s worse – the scumbag making fun of a guy who’s brother just died, or the fucking loser emailing her bosses trying to get her fired. Give me a fucking break. Unless you’re actually Torrey Smith you can’t possibly care that much about a trashy Twitter joke.
The tweet wasn’t that great but i have more of a problem with the square who emailed her boss about this. If i was that boss i would respond back to this cunt, I don’t give a shit, mind your own business. End of story. Pussification of america at its finest
So if she works at JHU she lives in Baltimore… is she actually a Pats fan or a Ravens fan trying to make Pats fans look bad?
yikes. that is fucking shameful. i love my city, but with so many micks and guineas, class is hard to come by sometimes.
She’s the Jeffrey Ross of twitter.
Wow the person who emailed her boss truly is an assbag. I do have to say she deserves her brakes to fail for that tweet, however.
her joke was actually funny, i got a chuckle out of it. who gives a shit what this bitch has to say though
does this chick know that torrey smith is teammates with ray lewis? that alone would stop be from writing any type of shit that stirs the pot like this. also does she know that she is a fucking loser and may want to share some of neil’s special kool-aid that’s been sitting in his fridge for the last few months.
Third worst trait: Trying to say they love video games. No you don’t, you have no idea. You don’t know the code for Contra, you know none of the secret jumps in Mario Kart and you’ve never heard of about the around the net trick in NHL ’93.
Now Instagram that homemade Buffalo Mac N Cheese and pick out some wedding dresses to toss on Pinterest and be yourselves.
some people take the internet too seriously. She shouldn’t get fired. Has nothing to do with her job or JHU
Also has NOTHING to do with Boston fans.
Dro Man is back.
I’m most offended by the blatant misogyny in some of those responses. BARBARIC!
Hope this bitch loses her job. Y’all are just pissed that the Pats lost. If this had been reversed you guys would be crying like little bitches.
Fuckin’ A right, Numero Two. Fuckin’ A right.
God gave you the power of the pussy in exchange for humor. Probably a solid trade off. Just recognize it and act accordingly Line of the year KFC
“Power of the pussy” should be KFC’s walkoff, call it a career it is never going to be any better than that line for you.
hire her and fire neil
If she gets fired from JHU I suggest that Barstool hire her. She would be an immediate improvement to the current crop of bloggers.
yah if she gets fired u found barstool baltimore
Also, if you die like an asshole I think you forfeit your “don’t mock me when I’m dead” rite. And the only way you die in a motorcycle accident is like an asshole.
Women are allowed to use twitter?
Solid blog. Girls aren’t funny. if they didnt have boobs they would be completely useless
@Tha_Dro_Man — yeah because Lowell, Dorchester, Roxbury, and every other shithole in MA is full of top quality high class minorities with the proper dignity and manners only befitting royalty.
maybe im just some lame guy in his mid-20s who doesnt tweet but how does some random chick who isnt famous tweet something and it blows up twitter to the point where other non-famous randoms see it and post about it? like Cori Amore said she “woke up to this”, like did she set her alarm clock to be woken up by some random girl katie’s tweets? #confusedonhowtweetsbynobodiesgoviral
@EZBreezy. I was fucking confused by twitter too until I found out that tweets that quote another person show up on their page. So any Smith fans saw this, hence shitstorm.
KFC as a chick, I love your point of view on women. You couldn’t be any more spot on. Chicks aren’t funny and there’s absolutely no fucking way they like sports as much as guys. Well said my man.
KFC as a chick, I love your point of view on women. You couldn’t be any more spot on. Chicks aren’t funny and there’s absolutely no fucking way they like sports as much as guys. Well said my man.
This chick used to post on a Dave Matthews message years ago. She took pictures of her hot friend, said it was her and got caught out. Absolutely hysterical. She’s actually a complete pig of a human being.
“yikes. that is fucking shameful. i love my city, but with so many micks and guineas, class is hard to come by sometimes.” right, because lumping two different ethnicities as classless is easily the classiest of moves. hypocrit
i like you
You know there’s a background story we’re just not seeing here. Like Smith definitely railed out this girl at one point and left her to deal with fucking sick people.
another why women are only good for being slop holes and cooking shit.