(DailyMail) – Do the pictures of you on your boyfriend’s Facebook page look a little perkier that real life? He must have the iAugment iPhone app, a new tool that lets you increase the size of your bust on photos. The free app is aimed at women who are thinking of getting a boob job and want to know what they would look like first – but we imagine it will be used  in all sorts of other creative ways too.

Users start by taking a photo of their chest – the makers of the app say that pictures taken in a bra or bathing suit work best – before using two on screen cursors to mark out the breasts. They then expand the cursor to cover the boobs, before choosing from 17 different sizes of virtual implant, ranging from 210cc to 690cc. A single cup size is around 190cc, so the app enables women to see what they will look like with their breasts boosted up to three cup sizes.

You wanna know what you’d look like with breasts implants? Imagine yourself, but hotter. Done. Didn’t have to download anything from the app store, didn’t have to take a pic of yourself in the mirror, just had to use a little imagination. Like all guys do when we look at you. Oh that chicks pretty hot, if only she had bigger tits *thinks* … and there it is. Nice.

Chicks invest, be it time or money, in the dumbest shit. Writing for Barstool is a bitch, men have such varying interests it makes it tough to lock down. You ever looked at a Cosmo though? Shit would be so easy to write for. “You’re too fat. In other news, men like sex and blowjobs.” I just covered like the next four issues. None of this Barstool shit where I have to search for viral videos and cover a variety of topis for slave labor. All I’d have to do is drop some obvious pointers on chicks. “You should exercise more. Massage the perineum when giving head. Give up the butt. You would look hotter with bigger tits.” I’d be the hottest thing ever in women’s magazines. Get more fan mail than I could handle. Dear Feitelberg, thank you so much for the May issue. After I got implants, I blew my boyfriend then he fucked my ass. Now we’re getting married!!! You’re the best!! Will you be in our wedding party?! Sorry sweetie, got a new article to write. Apparently there are 77 new sex moves that will blow your mind. Gotta research.