New Jersey Pastafarian Demands To Take His Drivers License Picture With Pasta Strainer On His Head Because He Believes In The Flying Spaghettic Monster
NJ.com – Motor vehicle workers in Dayton called police on a man who insisted on wearing a pasta strainer on his head during the taking of his driver’s license photo, according to a police report. South Brunswick police officers responded to the MVC facility on Route 130 on a call that a man renewing his driver’s license refused to remove the strainer on his head, according to a police report. The incident occurred about noon on Saturday, Feb. 2. The man, Aaron Williams, 25, who gave an Egg Harbor Township address, told motor vehicle workers the strainer was a religious head covering and he had a right to wear it in his driver’s license photo. Williams said he practices Pastafarianism. Pastafarianism, or the Church of the Flying Spaghettic Monster, is a movement opposing teaching in schools of intelligent design and creationism. Reached by phone on Wednesday, Williams said he is serious about the movement. “I take it as seriously as anybody else when it comes to religious beliefs,” he said. In Austria, self-described Pastafarian Niko Alm fought for three years for the right to wear a pasta strainer on his head in his driver’s license photo. He won his fight after officials performed a mental-health check, according to NPR.
If you are a Pastafarian, you are one of the most enormous assholes on the planet. Just a huge, huge, wide asshole. I get it. I understand that gimmick behind it. “Is a flying spaghetti monster really that much more unbelievable than the flying wizard in the sky who can do magic?” “Prove you religion is right and I’ll say mine is wrong.” Blah blah blah all that Atheist garbage that they always say. But bottom line is if you run around with a pasta strainer on your head babbling about spaghetti monsters you’re a grade A tool. Its like the same thing as the feminist movement. Hairy pits and hairy legs with dyke haircuts making a big deal out of anyone who likes pretty girls and girly things. Making a statement and causing a scene when it comes to anybody who doesn’t believe what you think. You don’t believe in religion? Good for you. But just shut the fuck up about it and take your drivers license picture the same way everyone else does you whiny attention whores. Quit trying to convince everyone there is no God and go on about your business.
Nothing worse than a nerd who wastes everyone’s time on a smug joke to assert his beliefs of superiority. This asshole is even worse than the type of people that video tape themselves paying for shit with pennies or walking around with a gun on their hip trying to get arrested.
This is why I read the stool. Fuck this tree-hugging liberal cunts.
I fucking hate people like this dickhead
Pastafari has great jerk chicken lasagna
This guy’s life must be terribly empty if he fought for THREE YEARS to be able to wear a strainer on his head.
People like him are what make going to the DMV a fucking nightmare. Dickhead probably held up the line for hours.
That’s worse than the time I tried to use an old girlfriend as an asshat.
you reliaze by calling this guy out for the flying pasta monster your doing the same thing he is doing to people that belive in god
WHAT IS UP? You like to wear a pasta strainer on your head…i get that.
Is he really all that different from Catholics? Both eat their God.
countdown to the new Courtney Stodden music video with her half naked with a pasta strainer on her head
really? he’s the biggest religious asshole when their are religious nuts in this world who blow themselves and innocent people up for their invisible man in the sky?
No, nukid, he’s the biggest asshole because he doesn’t really believe in his thing. The suicide bombers do.
Take that burka off your head or that yarmulke. It’s the same nonsensical bullshit. If they let one asshole wear a fucking little jewish hat, then they should let any asshole wear something they claim to be religious. Good for this guy.
You “understand the gimmick”? Proving a point about the pointlessness of religion doesn’t make you a tool. Wasting hours on Sunday (or any day) makes you a tool and an idiot. I act morally because it is right; do you only act this way because of an imaginary sky lord?
zoakeeper, but do you agree with this cockmuncher’s plight to wear a strainer on his head? I’m an atheist, but if you are going to fight and fight to have a license with a strainer on your head, you’re 10 times worse than real religious people. Christians don’t have the rigth to wear a cross strapped to their head in their license photos.
Being an atheist is fine, but if you push your atheism on religious people, you’re just as bad as they are. share your point of view and then shut the fuck up about it because it doesn’t matter
muslims, jews, christians, spaghetti’s…buncha crazies
send this kid to syria
haha this entire religion was made up in order to make fun of you faggot ass christians. That is the whole point of the flying spaghetti monster KFC.
If only atheists tried so hard at something productive other than fucking with believers than they may actually be respected as a whole instead of douchy assholes.
Wilbraham, holy shit you just blew my mind. Thanks for the insight.
Hahaha love it when KFC baits the atheist losers. Gonna come at you in droves with pitchforks, just so long as they can be home in time for their mommy’s dinner.
Do they sit around singing “no penne, no cry” while smoking oregano?
yeah your right. The atheists are the losers. We believe in a invisible man in the sky who writes down every thing we do wrong so that his zombie ass son can come back and save us. Your right we are the losers
Snailtrail, the point is that if you don’t believe in something, just shut the fuck up about it. I don’t see Christians holding up lines at the DMV to makefun of atheists. That’s why this guy sucks.
Dudebro, careful there. It wasn’t too many years ago that Christians were doing worse to nonbelievers than holding up a service line.
Where does it say he was making fun of christians?
Eboe666,who gives a fuck, that doesn’t make any difference regarding this spaghetti strainer idiot.
Snailtrail, you said it, you dumb shit. Scroll up.
@dudebro “I don’t see Christians holding up lines at the DMV to makefun of atheists” i’m not in a line making fun of christians. im sitting in front of a computer making fun of christians. you dumb fuck.
Are you fucking retarded? You must be, right? You said “where does it say he was making fun of Christians” yet a few comments before that you said the entire point of this whole thing is to make fun of Christians. You are fucking stupid.
These writers suck. The entire post was just a straw man argument. He could have wrote in favor of the guy if he wanted and said it was cool what he was doing. I feel KFC randomly chooses his side of each story then just straw mans his whole blog.
Haha I don’t even care what you believe in, Buddah, Jesus, nothing, Muhammed, whatever. I just think atheists are crybaby losers. “Wah Wah Wah someone believes something and I don’t approve! Let me spend three years trying to make a point that can be made in three seconds!” Their attempt at mockery just makes a mockery of their own pathetic lives. I thought these spaghetti geeks were clever in middle school, then I grew up, yet they’re still doing their thang.