NJ.comThe latest policy at Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School has become a cause of concern for some parents, CBS New York reports. A ban on hugging in the school was issued by the school’s principal last week via loudspeaker following what was seen as an excessive amount of hugging and physical contact by sixth and eighth graders, CBS reported. The district says Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School Principal Tyler Blackmore made an announcement that students were in a “no hugging school” following some “incidents of unsuitable, physical interactions.” School Superintendent David Healy says the district has the responsibility to teach children about appropriate interactions. The superintendent says despite the rule, students who hug will not be suspended. The superintendent says he believes the principal acted responsibly. And some parents are not embracing this policy. One mother told Steve Sandberg, radio host of 1010 WINS in New York “It’s stupid, I’ve never heard of such a thing. Why can’t you hug? That’s how we grew up, with affection.” CBS said.

Ha! Good luck Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School. What did I just write about earlier today? Third graders giving each other head. You think you can stop 8th graders from hugging? For sure not. I mean don’t get me wrong, I applaud the effort to try and keep these sluts and man-whores off of each other. But this ain’t the way to do it. Its like when schools try to ban grinding at dances. Its like when they preach abstinence instead of safe sex. At some point you gotta make certain concessions at the negotiating table. Like – Ok we’ll let you grind at the school dance and you can hug all you want – but absolutely no hand jobs or finger blasting. Then the kids come back with “No chance I can promise you that. Allow over the pants handjobs on the dancefloor, and we promise no penetration or exposed penis until we leave school grounds.” SOLD! Like at this point schools should just be focused on no orgasming on school grounds. No ejaculation, no penetration. Thats the reality of today’s world. Superintendents should just be thrilled chicks aren’t getting analed on school time.