Yahoo – The overly tan New Jersey mom accused of taking her young daughter tanning has inspired an action figure. The $29.95 “Tanorexic” mom doll is available from HeroBuilders.com, the custom doll retailer behind the Michaele Salahi action figure, Anthony Weiner doll and other attention-grabbing toys.
Has one oompa loompa ever made more noise than this broad? Multiple news stories, SNL skit, and now action figures. Whats next? Nike gonna sign this bitch? Throw her catcher’s mitt face on the front of a cereal box for the Olympics? Picture of her with the Bronze medal? Get it! Zing!
For real though, just another tanorexic bitch from Jersey all over the media for no reason. If you wanna make it big, theres the recipe for success.