Add it to the never ending list of douchey New York shit on the internet. Like nobody else in the world drinks vodka or smokes cigarettes. Nobody in the rest of the country wants work to be canceled. I don’t even know what the fuck a French Press is. All I know is the complaining part is spot on. I will admit that I didn’t do any of the shit on the left hand side. Everyone keeps talking about buying batteries – what the fuck is powered by batteries anymore? Flash lights? Thats it. If I was a chick I’d be stocked up on D’s to make sure my vibrator was still able to jackhammer my pussy, but I’d have a stash of those regardless of a Hurricane or not. Other than flashlights and vibrators, batteries are so fucking overrated.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go drink vodka and smoke cigarettes and spit on my elderly neighbor because I’m a New Yorker.