New Zealand Environmentalist Calls For A Country Wide Ban On Cats
AUCKLAND, New Zealand, Jan. 22 (UPI) –A New Zealand environmentalist started a website calling on the country’s residents to do away with domestic cats, which he described as “sadists.” Gareth Morgan’s website, Cats to Go, accuses domestic cats of posing a danger to native wildlife, particularly birds, and alleges felines were partially responsible for the extinctions of nine bird species in New Zealand, The New Zealand Herald reported Tuesday. “That little ball of fluff you own is a natural-born killer,” a video on the website says. “Cats are the only true sadists of the animal world.” The website calls on New Zealanders to stop buying new cats and not to replace their old pets when they die. Morgan could not be reached for comment, the Herald said. Bob Kerridge, chief executive officer of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, described Morgan’s views as “a bit radical, over the top and completely wrong.” He said the arguments on Morgan’s website are based on faulty research. “People blindly say, ‘Yes, it’s cats that kill all the birds,’” Kerridge said. “Gareth Morgan is way out of line because very few native birds fall at the hand of cats, domestic cats.”
Amen Doctor Morgan. Natural born killers and the world’s only true sadists. I’d love to see cats survive with their cocky asshole attitudes if humans turned their backs on them. They wouldn’t last one generation in the wild. Good luck with trying to catch birds and mice instead of your Fancy Feast every night. Life isn’t all just balls of yarn and shitting in sand boxes you fucking idiots. If we let cats go wild they’d be extinct in like 10 years. Straight up lunch for every other animal out there. It would be like those episodes of Scared Straight or when Maury Povich has troubled teens on his show and they send them to boot camp prison and they realize they aren’t so tough after all. Cats without their humans are just overgrown squirrels. They take that sadistic attitude into the wild and they’re fucked.


Calling cats overgrown squirrels defeats your own point. Squirrels have survived for hundreds of years in the wild. Still, I laughed.
Cant tell if this is sarcasm or not because cats would dominate in the wild
I wonder how @EatDatPussy445 feels about it because cats and pussies okay im gonna stick my head in the microwave
well this is a shitty story to blog about. “New Zealand Devil Cats: The root of all of bird extinctions”
Cats are junk!
Pres hates cats so all his cronies must hate them too. Grow some fucking balls and be original. Expect a Neil hates cats blog within a week.
If you think cats can’t survive, please explain the millions of feral cats running around.
Free Luca Magnotta! Let’s get him over there to take care of these cats. Kid made the best videos, straight murdering those little bastards… I’m fully behind this initiative! I’ll personally help hoard the cats together and stop them to death barefoot and feel their little kitty brains squish between my toes… Ohhh this needs to happen… Mmmmm
Even my cat thought this was a shitty blog.
“squirrels have survived for hundreds of years in the wild”
Okay, Rick Santorum.
Dude cats are resilient as shit. There are strays surviving all over in urban, suburban, and rural environments fool.
Cats win this blog.
I hate cats, but they appear to do just fine without roofs over their heads.