Are you ready girls! Are you ready to dust off that cute Giants t shirt from Pink by Victoria’s Secret? Are you ready to eat 2 or 3 wings and take up valuable seating space at the bar? Are you ready to confuse field goals and extra points? Are you ready to cheer wildly for a touchdown that everyone knows is being called back??? ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!
We get it, girls. Some of you like sports. But the vast majority of you like sports because boys like sports. You want attention. You want to pretend you’re as invested in sports as the boys because you don’t want to be viewed as a girly girl. Except when you’re jumping up and down and screaming for a first down in the second quarter or asking me what the yellow line is, you negate the whole process and end up looking like an idiot. The guy next to you has a month’s rent on the line and he’s quietly sipping a Bud Light so why can’t you just pipe down and watch the game like a normal person with the rest of us?
Just admit that you’re at the bar trolling for dudes on a Sunday Funday. No shame in that game.