NFL Kick Off Is Tonight Which Means Chicks Have To Start Pretending They Care About Football Again
Are you ready girls! Are you ready to dust off that cute Giants t shirt from Pink by Victoria’s Secret? Are you ready to eat 2 or 3 wings and take up valuable seating space at the bar? Are you ready to confuse field goals and extra points? Are you ready to cheer wildly for a touchdown that everyone knows is being called back??? ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!
We get it, girls. Some of you like sports. But the vast majority of you like sports because boys like sports. You want attention. You want to pretend you’re as invested in sports as the boys because you don’t want to be viewed as a girly girl. Except when you’re jumping up and down and screaming for a first down in the second quarter or asking me what the yellow line is, you negate the whole process and end up looking like an idiot. The guy next to you has a month’s rent on the line and he’s quietly sipping a Bud Light so why can’t you just pipe down and watch the game like a normal person with the rest of us?
Just admit that you’re at the bar trolling for dudes on a Sunday Funday. No shame in that game.
This is the post of a man who has endured one too many painful public rejections at the hand of a woman.
Girls who claim to be the biggest fans are the worst. Absolutely nothing wrong with a chick who is down to watch a game at the bar with you. I don’t mind all the questions, at least she’s trying.
This KFC guy is good! I guess one question is whether you would rather watch a few games with your girl or have to make it up to her as you spend 20 hours watching football each weekend?
only purpose for girls to be present are the commercial break bj’s and halftime quickie … outside of getting sick munchie foods and booze
The only thing worse when talking about girls & football is when they take up a seat at the actual game. Nothing more wasteful then a woman/girl at the actual game. Just being sloppy messes, getting up from their seats 800 times, being annoying, wanting attention and asking basic questions that they will forget the answer to in a day. I was telling my buddy my views on women @ NFL games and as soon as i said that we came across a woman and a girl doing math homework on someones tailgate. Some girls are fun to have around during the game but most aint. Especially if their single then it becomes multiple dudes trying to get some pussy for after the game. Football is a mans time so he can get away from that nagging yenta hes bangin. Nice blog KFC
Isn’t it enough that women hold sex hostage until we comply with their incessant demands? Do they have to ruin the only other thing we love? Although, I will say that I thoroughly enjoy the question “how do they get the yellow line on the field” but that may just be the type of chicks I associate with…
How about when a chick at the bar is telling you how diehard she is about such and such team and how into football she is until she blows her cover by calling a punt a “kick”, or vice versa. Newsflash, you pretending to be a dude is not turning me on. Just sit there like a dumb dog staring at a TV screen and stfu while I black out with my boys
Watching football with chicks makes me want to hit kids. Wear your lil pink jersey and pigtails and eyeblack and just wait for me back at the house. Ill probably be drunk.
today’s smoke can watch football with me all day on sunday. think i just fell in love.
First time you have made me laugh in weeks, KFC. Good shit
As long as she is not a hook nose Jew fuck then she can hang and bang a few rails off my cock during halftime
KFC, it’s not often I compliment any barstool writers, but I must admit, that was solid right there. You may have a future in this, kid.
And yes, all female species are CUNTS.
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