Nina Agdal WAS ABSOLUTELY ROBBED
This is absolutely insane. Insane. Nobody has ever been robbed more than Nina Agdal. Kate Upton with back to back SI covers is an absolute travesty. Do you see her gut on this cover? I honestly think my stomach might be sexier than that. And thats AFTER airbrushing! Thats the best Sports Illustrated could do. They were like “Holy shit we picked a fat chick for the cover! What the fuck are we gonna do now? Ah airbrush as best you can and then we’ll just put her in a snow jacket and hope for the best.”
Unbelievable. And don’t you fucking DARE say something about her tits. Yea, we get it. Kate Upton has big tits. Big fat floppy tits. So do a ton of other chicks. Plenty of girls with big tits that don’t have fat stomachs.
Woof:
PS – Commenters are saying how in years past I was all about her and are wondering why I call her fat now. Uhh, its pretty simple. She gained like 40 pounds
Its not that she’s horrendously ugly, its just that people put her on the cover of Swimsuit issues and treat her like shes the most amazing supermodel of all time. Shes just not. Shes a chunky chick with big tits. Lets call a spade a spade.
Now cue the music for the real SI Cover girl:
Better than last year’s.
sometimes it’s fun to have the unpopular opinion kfc. this is not one of those times.
i’d still do her, and do her well
I used to think you were nuts, then I started to realize that if you had Kate Upton splayed out on her back, she’d have that fat bump thing that heavy chicks get during missionary
enh, she looks amazing to me….
Zero tone anywhere on her body. Curves are great, but below her tits this bitch is square.
Only explanation is Kate Upton dissed him the one time he met her.
you people are insane
@animalman definitely has to be the reason why he blogged this, this time last year he was kissing ass tweeting about her like crazy just so she would acknowledge him…she broke the poor lil micks heart…she cuncelled his confidence
This is unreal, I feel like I’m looking at a different picture than all of you fucking idiots. Even airbrushed she has nothing aside from tits, and her tits are just fat chick tits.
Its pretty simple boys – last year she was skinny. Now shes fat. http://www.flickr.com/photos/89858356@N00/7218104956/
“Yea, we get it. Kevin Clancy has big tits. Big fat floppy tits.” -Kate Upton
I’d pee in her butt
i pray every night she comes over and sits on my face
That visual evidence is unimpeachable. Upton got fat. Court finds in favor of KFC. Case closed.
congratulations feminazis. you win. fat girls can win the cover of SI Swimsuit too!
idk about you dick slingers but id bust in a second
i like ‘em a little thick!
How is everyone missing the point – nobody is saying they wouldn’t throw it in Kate Upton. The point is, there are better candidates for the COVER of the SWIMSUIT ISSUE.
KFC gets it. Signing day girl from Tennessee is 10x better than Upton. Smart use of the parka by the the SI photographer to cover up those love handles.
First of all, if you mad at the cover of the swimsuit issue you’re a fucking 10 year old, second Kevin is strict orders from Pres to troll certain topics, this being one of them. This whole blog is a thunderous travesty.
Spot on KFC. Upton is a very attractive thick gal. Curves in all the right places, but she ain’t no SI swimsuit cover gal. Cue the music to Nina Agdal.
i guess i’d like to harpoon that whale then
Those side by side picks really do tell the story. Thing is, she’s not even 21 yet.. imagine the slopfest once she can booze at will? Mooo! That being said, no homo, would definitely hit.
that picture plus when she talks = borderline gross
This chick is a fucking COW. Anyone who says otherwise has never pulled anything better than a hard 5 in their life.
Still puts my wife to shame, so I’ve got nothing to say.
I’ve been a pretty big Upton fan, but that was solid evidence of decline!
Clancy, please post side by side pictures of you now and you 2 years ago, bet you gained a ton of weight ya fat pig.
side by side second pic is airbrushed. it was on celebrity sites before and is clearly fake. she is def chubby but that pic is stupid. she’s not THAT fat.
The Clancy Monster is on point here. Those hip bones are the clear indicator of Kate Upton becoming a beefy broad.
that from the back side by side pic on the right is clearly fake. look at above and below the bra. below looks all choppy and pixelated and completely out of proportion. chicks don’t stay normal on top and only gain weight from there down. how many girls have you seen with thin arms and giant legs? that pic is the same bikini as the first picture after the cover–doesnt look like the same lower body to me
I’d still slide my meat between those beefy thighs.
nina for pres?
one of the greatest pictures in si history.
http://pairody.com/images/2012/02/Nina-Agdal-si10.jpg
I swear im a black man trapped in a white mans body (besides the obama phones/ebt cards etc.) because that thick mama could put on another 20 pounds and i would still punch my grandmother in the face to suck her tits. Just somethin about thick women.
I’ve dated fat tits like those, if you guys want to know what they feel like fill a ziplock bag full of mashed potatoes and enjoy…….. Your welcome.
I saw this coming a year ago and got destroyed for saying she’d be fat. Used to say the exact terms sloppy and floppy too.
I still rub it out to Upton.
pelvis pound’er back to a size 2.
The only thing fat around here is your head
if you wouldnt smash kate upton, you are either a liar or a faggot.
I’d suck those tits til they look like prunes
We get it, chickenboy. Your girlfriend has your balls in a jar and doesn’t ever let you play with them. You’ve made your point
i’d let her fuck me for a few minutes
Just turn the lights off and it would be just like banging any other fat chick.
it’s so obvious KFC has/ used to have a fat girlfriend. there’s no other way to explain his obsession with fat chicks. poor lazy-eyed bastard has serious insecurity issues
That bottom picture cant be real. That being said its a shame she gained weight she was fuckin perfect in those pictures on the left. Perfect body just wasted
Don’t worry, the more Carls Jr. commercials she does, the more likely shell make it to SI standards
You are a disgusting human being. She is absolutely beautiful with or without the “extra 40 pounds”, which make her a normal weight by the way. Would you tell your daughter she was fat and “not that she’s horrendously ugly” if she looked like Kate Upton? Shame on you. THIS is why girls develop such terrible body image issues at such a young age! Again, you should be ashamed.
fuck off, chick
if my daughter was a supermodel and that was what she wanted to do, yeah I’d tell her not to get bigger like Upton has.
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