Doctor-Quiet-734076

MYFOXDCA Finnish court was Tuesday due to hear a sexual molestation case against a doctor who says he sucked a patient’s nipple to diagnose a medical problem in accordance with an old midwives’ trick. Lower courts earlier ruled that the doctor had not committed a crime, but the prosecution and the patient appealed against the judgment to the Finnish Supreme Court. The 20-year-old woman went to the doctor in 2007 for an ultrasound breast exam and told the doctor some fluid had seeped from the nipple. After obtaining her permission, he used his mouth to suck her nipple in order to taste the fluid, the doctor testified in court earlier. While several medical organizations in Finland have questioned the method, the district and appeals courts ruled that given the patient’s consent, there was not enough evidence to prove that this particular unorthodox procedure was inappropriate.

Wait the doctor obtained permission?  Like he asked if it was OK to suck the liquid seeping from the nipple, and the chick said yes it’s OK to suck the liquid seeping from my nipple?  Uhh so what’s the problem?  Isn’t that like every sexual encounter ever of all time?  “Hey can I fuck you?  Yeah.  OK sweet.”  I mean what would happen if everyone who had permission to have sex got accused of rape the second they were done?  Chaos.  To quote 2Pac from One Night In Vegas it’s not a crime for me to do whatever I want, it’s a crime to do whatever you want then cry rape.

Like the guy who sent this to me said, lucky for me I wasn’t smart enough to be a doctor or this would have happened a long time ago.   I mean I honestly don’t get how doctors do it.  Like how can you have some 20 year old smokebomb waltz into your office and just strip their clothes off and lay down on the table?  Just rub their tits take some notes and call it a day.   I always bring that up and everyone is like “ooh don’t be silly, it’s their job, they are professionals.”  OK well I don’t care how fucking professional you are.  If you’re a dude who has a dick then it ain’t all business.  You’re gonna be rock hard in 30 seconds and fired by the end of the day.  I mean you’re telling me Bar Refaeli’s doctor doesn’t have his shit duct taped to his leg every time that annual physical rolls around?