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MAYS LANDING, N.J. - Eugene Robinson said sex was the last thing on his mind as he drove the pretty young woman who had asked for a ride to her motel. “I was waiting for God to send me the one that’s supposed to be my Christian wife,” he said. “That’s what it says in the Bible.”  Yet within minutes of taking the woman to a cheap motel in neighboring Absecon, the 67-year-old Atlantic City Councilman and Baptist minister was receiving oral sex.  “I was so surprised,” he testified Wednesday in an Atlantic County courtroom. “I, um, hadn’t really had any sexual activity since ’89. I thought that, naively, we were going to just pet.”  He didn’t know that the woman was a prostitute hired by his political rivals to lure him into a sex sting, and that a camera hidden in a clock radio near the bed was recording the tryst.  Three men are on trial for conspiracy, criminal coercion and invasion of privacy in the videotaping case, which prosecutors allege was intended to ruin Robinson politically and personally for switching political allegiances from former Council President Craig Callaway, who had just admitted taking bribes and was on his way to prison.  During Robinson’s testimony, a portrait emerged of a lonely old man suddenly faced with the prospect of intimacy after years without. After their encounter, Robinson said, he went back to the motel about an hour later, hoping the woman was still there. “I was all jammed up with sexual feeling because I hadn’t had sex since 1989,” he testified. “That’s a long time.” She approached him outside a 7-11 saying she needed a ride to the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa on the other side of the city where her friends were. Robinson said at first he resisted because he had to meet a friend. “At first I kept saying, `No, no, no’ “Robinson testified. “But then I thought, `If you send a tourist away angry, they’ll tell people not to come to Atlantic City. I don’t think she would have been able to convince me if I wasn’t so tired.”

If I had a nickel for every time I picked up a cheap AC hooker thinking that she was my destiny sent from the Lord Jesus Christ and then got blown by her while my three political nemeses filmed the event in an effort to blackmail me…well, then I’d have two nickels.  I know I know, you’d think I would have learned my lesson after the first time.  You know how the saying goes, “Fool me once…”

Listen what do you expect this guy to do?  He’s just looking out for his community.  Like he said, you want him to turn this poor street walker down when she asks for a ride? Thats just bad pub for Atlantic City folks.  You want him to NOT shove his dick in her mouth when he gets back to her shanty of a room?  You see, politicians have a different outlook than us laymen.  They have greater responsibilities than we do.  And if getting blown keeps your supporters happy, then that’s a sacrifice they need to make.

Plus, dude was sexually constipated.  I mean he ain’t see action since ’89!  Last time this guy got his bird wet Isiah and the Bad Boys were going back to back and Joe Montana and Jerry Rice were killing it.  If there has ever been a set of mitigating circumstances, its a New Jersey Politician who hasn’t fucked in 20 goddam years.

PS – Anyone who can say they took an AC hooker to a motel room and just expected “petting” with a straight face deserves a fuckin Oscar.